Woah! Where am I? I said as I fell from the sky. What is this place? I took a glance around the place and I already knew that this wasn't home.  Where am I? What am I doing here? Was this a joke?

 everything around me was grass and dirt.   I paused.  I slowly looked around me to see if I was ok.   It was so blocky.  I saw a tree in the distance and that was all.  Ok back to me.  What I saw was even more terrifying than any injury I could ever have.  MY BODY! I was brown with a beard and a ragged blue shirt that I don't remember putting on today.  

This had to be a dream I thought as I looked around.  I slammed my head to try and wake up. But strangely enough, my arms did not move. I decided to use a stick to carve out "HELP" but I didn't see any sticks.  I looked around for a forest but I didn't find any. 

    later that day,  I decided to carve it with my hands. 

I started digging but when I made a hole the "block" disappeared and appeared in a mini version floating on the ground. I kept digging and then made a help sign.  Later the sign disappeared into a grass hole.  What is this place? I thought. Little did I know that the worst things would be happening tonight.

ok, this was weird.  Nighttime appeared in a snap.  I was being sarcastic because I couldn't snap at all.  Weird.  Anyways weirder enough I saw a thing that looked like me but no beard. And. It was green. At first, I thought it was an ogre.  But ogres weren't a thing.  they were just a myth. Right?

Chapter 2:

                        nightcrawlers

    ok I was completely terrified.  Where was shrecks donkey? I didn't see him.

But as I came closer I heard groans.  I then later figured out this was a zombie.

    where do I go? What do I do? Those were some of the thoughts that came to my head.  Then it hit me. (Not literally. remember I can't hit?)  Dig.  Remember when I Doug out the help sign? (Well almost) but it just disappeared. 

 I  immediately Doug 3 blocks down and hoped for the best that I wouldn't suffocate.  When I placed the block, it held up. Wow, not to mention the law of gravity.

    10 min later terrified me. I heard owie repeatedly and smelled smoke.  20 sec later I heard oof.  I went out to investigate.  There was a puff of smoke and rotten flesh floating on the ground just like the dirt I broke yesterday.

            Chapter 3: bad endings make good beginnings

                                                                            today I learned the meaning of life.  In this world it was to get wood.  I used a stick from a tree to get wood.  I was so cheerful that i said the whole alphabet.  And thank god I did.  A,b,c,d,e, Pop four squares went in front of me.  I couldn't move.  I heard someone say. "Lincoln has made the advancement:  taking inventory.  I still couldn't move.  I counted the alphabet again: a,b,c,d,e, pop that crafting thing went away. I then got some wood. Said e again and put the logs in crafting. Wow I can't believe that just worked.  There was a 2x2 grid  and there was an arrow pointing to another box that when I put the logs in the grid the arrow pointed to fresh planks. I picked the planks up and got 20.  They went right on my belt in a neat pile and when I said e again there was pictures of everything you could possibly imagine.  But most of them were red.  I clicked on what looked like a pickaxe but then it showed an x and a box.  The box looked a lot like the other picture on the side but instead it wasn't red.  I tapped on it and boom a got a crafting table!now u clicked on the pickaxe it was still red.  Then I got an idea.  I placed the crafting table down and tapped on it and it looked the same as when I said e but this time it was a bigger grid.  Instead of 2x2 it was 3x3.  Finally I crafted a pickaxe from 2 sticks and 3 planks.  Now I went to try my luck with that gray stuff.  

                chapter 4: gray stuff

That gray stuff broke in a snap.  But when I destroyed it just like grass it came up in a a mini version but instead of gray stuff I was cracked.  They called it cobblestone 

well after a long days work  I got 10 of what they called stacks because my belt couldn't hold 65 of one pile.  I went to the crafting table to see what I could make.  And to my surprise I could craft 80 furnaces! I olny crafted 8.  Now it said I could craft a furnace!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo o o o o o o o oh.  I felt pain run through my body.  Hunger.  I immediately tried to craft a sword in every way possible.  It worked!  I then went to kill all of the pigs.  I smelted the food in my furnace but it didn't cook.  Fuel.  I put my remaining wood and watched it smelt.  Yummm.  Tasty.  Then night came along. I went back in my hole and waited out the night.

                    chapter 5: bed bed and more bed.

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Chapter 3: bad endings make good beginnings

                                                                            today I learned the meaning of life.  In this world it was to get wood.  I used a stick from a tree to get wood.  I was so cheerful that i said the whole alphabet.  And thank god I did.  A,b,c,d,e, Pop four squares went in front of me.  I couldn't move.  I heard someone say. 

"Lincoln has made the advancement:  taking inventory.  I still couldn't move.  I counted the alphabet again: a,b,c,d,e, pop that crafting thing went away. I then got some wood. Said e again and put the logs in crafting. Wow I can't believe that just worked.  There was a 2x2 grid  and there was an arrow pointing to another box that when I put the logs in the grid the arrow pointed to fresh planks. 

I picked the planks up and got 20.  They went right on my belt in a neat pile and when I said e again there was pictures of everything you could possibly imagine.  But most of them were red.  I clicked on what looked like a pickaxe but then it showed an x and a box.  The box looked a lot like the other picture on the side but instead it wasn't red.  I tapped on it and boom a got a crafting table! I win.

now u clicked on the pickaxe it was still red.  Then I got an idea.  I placed the crafting table down and tapped on it and it looked the same as when I said e but this time it was a bigger grid.  Instead of 2x2 it was 3x3.  Finally I crafted a pickaxe from 2 sticks and 3 planks.  Now I went to try my luck with that gray stuff.  

chapter 4: gray stuff

That gray stuff broke in a snap.  But when I destroyed it just like grass it came up in a a mini version but instead of gray stuff I was cracked.  They called it cobblestone 

well after a long days work  I got 10 of what they called stacks because my belt couldn't hold 65 of one pile.