I am Ratman and here is my friend Robin. Robin is a literal robin. Here is Rockface and Mr Fart the bad guys. And the fat guy is also my friend too. His name is Eight Legs. And another bad guy is The Dribbler. The dark skinned guy in the suit is my butler, James. And I have a moose called Grabber. You will find more characters later in the book

I live in Moltham city. DIT DIT! My warning alarm went off and on my screen was rockface destroying the city! But here I come! "What is it?" Eight Legs asked. "Rockface is destroying the city!" I replied. "Let's get that baddy!" we all said. Oh yes Robin can talk. "Where are you going William?" my butler asked. Oh yes my actual name is William Clark. "I am going to battle Rockface!" I replied enthusiastically. "Be careful!" James said. I don't think I can be carful when I am fighting! My Rathole was shaking. I went outside and saw Rockface smashing up my Rathole. "I am ready to rumble!" I yelled. CRACK! Eight Legs climbed up Rockface and cracked a bit of rock off with his axe. KA-BOOM! Mr Fart did an explosive fart. And The Dribbler made a spit ball and threw it at Eight Legs. Eight Legs Floated high above the city.

Then Grabber smashed Rockface in the shins and Rockface came falling down onto...                …the city! KA-SMASH! I got my phone and called loads of construction workers and tow trucks. Ratgirl turned into an actual rat and scuttled up Mr fart's leg and nibbled off his fart sacks. Instead of making an explosive fart. "HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" he cried and ran away. Cubus another bad guy, soared through the sky and lasered Grabber! A soldier and animal control came. The soldier shot Cubus's wings and the animal control truck took Grabber to take care of. Since he was a 3m tall moose they used their ultimate truck. Cubus fell right on top of Rockface. "OUCCCHHHH!!!" he cried in pain. RUMBLE!!! RUMBLE!!! RUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEE!!!

"Thunderhead!!!" I cried. "Yes I am Thunderhead!!!" he replied in a rumbly tone. RUMBLLLLLLEEEE!!! Thunderhead threw a thunderbolt at Robin! "HELP!!!" Thunderhead's thunderbolt toasted Robin's wings! He fell down into a lake. Eight legs fell down into the lake because the bubble that held him popped. Superwolf rumblehowled at The Dribbler and the rumblehowl sent him flying. ZZZZZZZIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!! KA-BOOM!!! "I AM THE GUITARER!!! MOO HOO HA HA HA!!!" The Guitarerwas appearing through the mist and he was on the back of 2 Imperial Mammoths!!!

The Guitarer was the leader of the bad guys. Since Thunderhead was scared of water, Me, Ratgirl and Superwolf got a big bucket and filled it up with water and threw it at Thunderhead. He jumped into the sky because he was so scared. The Imperial Mammoths smashed lots of buildings with their tusks. Superwolf got stuck under a building! Shrubber came out of nowhere and threw loads of spears at the Imperial Mammoths. Rockface was back up again, he was charging towards Shrubber! Just as Shrubber finished killing the mammoths, Rockface punched him in the back! Since the Imperial Mammoths were dead, The Guitarer made a driving fortress with his guitar. WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!! Out of nowhere a driving fortress came.

"MOO HOO HA HA HA HA! You thought you could defeat me?! I think I see a shrub! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!" The Guitarer laughed. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE! SCCCCCRRRREEEEEECCHHHH!

BBBBBBBBOOOOIIIINNNGGGGGGEEEEEE! The fortress moved forward and since Rockface crushed Shrubber, Shrubber's body broke and bounced! A puma jumped at The Guitarer. He fell to the ground with a big THUMPA! "What is this thingy!! Go away!!" The Guitarer  cried. The puma bit his arm. Lavaman burnt the puma! Then he by mistake melted the fortress!! Yes! "S-s-sorry, Guitarer," 

Lavaman said. Icemaker tried to freeze it back together but it just froze into the shape of a big lump. "Lavaman destroy this city at once!! Hee hoo hahahaha!!!" The Guitarer yelled in reply. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Lavaman roared and dropped lava onto the street, chasing the cars! Lavaman was big and ferocious and most of all: BOILING! PPPPPPKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Icemaker froze the cars that were coming so the lava would burn them in peace! "Have taste of The Ratblade!" I cried. I threw The Ratblade at Icemaker. He fell to the ground with shatter of ice. Then I got the Ratblade and broke the ice just in time before the lava hit them. The cars sped away. I stole the ice from Icemaker and froze the lava. Whew! That was exhausting! All three of the buildings next to me melted from another stream of lava! 

"YA!" I froze Lavaman just before he boiled the petrol station. If he did, the petrol station would explode because petrol is extremely explosive. The Portalizer also known as The Portal spider, sucked me into a portal and I appeared in a spider web! Millions and millions and millions of spiders were crawling towards me! KKKKKKRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!! Superwolf came out of the same portal and ripped the web with his teeth! The spiders chased us with some spectacular speed. They webbed us and put us in coffins! The Portalizer came towards our coffins, and ripped it open! He nearly bit us when Ratgirl nibbled The Portal Spider and all the other spiders.