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A Birds!

Hello my name is L.T. B I can't tell you my full name against company rules. I'm going to tell you a story about my best spy mission, and how I became a member of the A Birds. Also, I'm going to include a few letters I wrote when I was spying on them.

PS this letter is taking place after the event, but the rest of the book will be a big flashback.

 PPS L.T. means lieutenant. 

  101 NEWS

You are now watching channel 101 news! "Hello I'm Katie, and for todays story we have the team known as A Birds. They are a group of people that claim to be good guys like some sort of secret agency.  (LOL) They were recently thrown into jail for being crazy. Roll the clip."

Speaker: "So your name is Albino?"

Albino: "Yes."

Speaker: "Why are you with these crooks? According to your record, you are a nice man who feeds the homeless." 

Albino: "They are not crooks."

Speaker: "Well we interviewed one already. He said he came from a different world that got destroyed, but he had gotten saved by the leader of your little gang."

Albino: "That story is believable."

Speaker: "Ha, I think he's just crazy."

"Ha, I think he's just crazy."

"That story is believable."

OOF!

*HEADPHONE WARNING!!!*

"Stop! Your going to jail."

"You heard it from me first folks. This is channel 101."

Letter 1.

"When I heard that they had got arrested, I was heart broken. I knew they weren't crazy ever since I first spied on them. Ah," I said. 

"L.T. what are you doing," the officer asked.

"Ummu nothing?" 

"Ok, but get back to work."

"Yes, sir."

"I'm going to look through some old folders to see if someone can get us out of here."

Name-Eagle

Age-40-50

Likes-Saving the day

Dislikes-Show offs

Name-Hawk

Age-30-40

Likes-Being BUFF, Melee weapons

Dislikes-Long range weapons

A melee weapon, hand weapon or close combat weapon is any handheld weapon used in hand-to-hand combat.

Name-Falcon

Age-20-25

Likes-Being smart

Dislikes-People that aren't smart (he thinks he's the only smart person alive) 

Name-Osprey

Age20-30

Likes-Guns

Dislikes-Melee Weapons

Name-Albino

Age-Unknown

Likes-The color White

Dislikes-Evil doers

Name-Crow

Age-Unknown

Likes-Unknown

Dislikes-People

"I think I'll go with Hawk he's strong."

RED ALERT

RED ALERT

RED ALERT

"Help!"

"Stop."

Letter 2

"Ok guys so you might be confused, but it's simple. Eagle looked through the files of A Birds to find out who could get them out of jail. Except the police busted him on his way to get Hawk. Well how do I know this? I'm still spying on them for...." 

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING L.T.?"

"Writing a letter sir."

"OK."

"Here's a hint on who I work for." 

"I think I know how to get out of here."

  101 News

"This is 101 news, and I am Katie. Anyway back to our story, the leader of the A Birds, Eagle, tried to break his team out of jail but failed horribly. The cops surrounded him, and took him back to his cell. We don't know what will happen to him, but stay tuned to find out. In the mean time, we found some words to describe the A Birds. Enjoy. I'm Katie signing off."

Brave

Loyal

Kind

Proud

Hurt on the inside

Hard Working

Respectful

Strong

Happy

Compassionate

Joyful

Deep Voice

Smart

Dorky

IQ 222

Young

Quick thinking

Jerk

Thinks a lot

Loves Diet Coke

Positive

Mysterious

Man in a mask

Family=None 

Unknown

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"Hey man can you help me?"

"Sure what do you need?"

"I need you to hack into the red alert button."

"Entering Falcons brain, what you are about to see is privet, so if you want to respect his privacy, skip 2 pages. Kidding what would I care if you looked."

"I know what you are thinking and I agree he likes the reporter. (It's gross)"

Letter 3.

"I'm as weirded out as you. The computer just showed us that Falcon likes the reporter, and that Eagle has a plan up his sleeve. I'll keep you updated.

P.S. The computer was talking to me."

"Ninjas come with me. Eagle has a plan to get us out of here."

"OK."

"Osprey can you use your high tech eye thing to find a weak point in the walls?"

"I can, but we need hawk to break out of these walls and we don't have him."

"Don't worry, I have a plan."

Hack, Hack, Hack.

Pink Alert

Pink Alert

Pink Alert

"Take care, pink alert means Donuts."

"Guys the disguise worked. Go get Hawk."

"We will hold them off."

BOOM

TNT

POW

Where're  cool

"Ahhhhhh!"

"See ya suckers!"

"Was that our car?"

"Yes."

Letter 4.

"Well good news, they got out of jail. Bad news, this happened."

"This is not a donut. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Yeah that's bad, but what's worse the computer stole their car. (How can a computer drive)? Any way, Ms. Katie will probable give you better report. So bye."

   101 News

"Today on 101 news, we have a  special gust L.T. B to explain a new threat to the city."

"Thank you Katie. Today I will show you a new criminal in the city, and if you have kids go tell them to purchase this book."

"NEW YORK"

BAM!

GOO GA GE

SLICE

"Africa,"

ZAP!

AHHH

MY TEETH

"France,"