One day when Lucy woke in bed

she felt a pain up in her head.

She thought, "what could be wrong with me?

I guess I'll go on Google and see."

So in the search box Lucy said

she felt a pain up in her head

and Google said with symptoms these 

that she herself had Floppy disease!

"Floppy disease! Oh dear! Oh my!"

Lucy muttered with a cry.

But then she thought, "I'll just stay calm,

besides, I can just ask my mom."

So Lucy gave her mom a call

and loudly shouted down the hall,

"Mother! Mother! Mother please!

I think I might have Floppy disease!"

Floppy Disease

Main Symptoms are headache, drowsiness, 

brown hair, pink shirt, like color pink

May be more prone to this disease if you 

have arms, a torso, and-or a head.

"Oh mother! Mother! this morning in bed

I felt a pain up in my head 

and Google said with symptoms these 

that I myself have Floppy disease!"

"Floppy disease! oh dear that's bad."

Said mother, her expression sad

"The only cure for floppy disease 

is to drink this special mix of teas"

So Lucy drank the tea all down,

but then Lucy began to frown.

Although she drank the mix of teas

she could not cure her Floppy disease.

Since tea could not cure her head

she thought she'd ask her dad instead.

With teas, Lucy just wouldn't bother.

She thought, "why don't i ask my father?"

"Oh father! Father! this morning in bed

I felt a pain up in my head

and Google said with symptoms these

that I myself have Floppy disease!"

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"Floppy disease! oh dear, oh no!"

said father in a worried tone.

"The only cure for Floppy disease

is to rub this ointment on your knees."

Ointment 

Floppy disease

Directions:

Apply 

generously 

to knees

So Lucy rubbed the ointment on

but soon her hopeful smile was gone.

Although she rubbed this on her knees

she could not cure her Floppy disease.

Since ointment could not cure her head

she thought she'd go to school instead.

As she washed her knees off in the pool

she thought, "I'll ask my teacher at school."

"Oh teacher! Teacher! this morning in bed

I felt a pain up in my head 

and Google said with symptoms these

that I myself have Floppy disease!"

"Floppy disease! Oh me, oh my!"

said Mrs. Nerber in a worried cry.

"The only cure for Floppy disease 

is to wear a hat made of swiss cheese."

So Lucy wore her swiss cheese hat

and on the playground bench she sat.

Although she wore the cold swiss cheese 

she could not cure her Floppy disease.

Since swiss cheese could not cure her head

she thought she'd ask her friend instead.

Said Lucy, looking toward the grass, 

"I'll ask the smartest kid in class."

"Oh Max! Max! this morning in bed

I felt a pain up in my head

and Google said with symptoms these

that I myself have Floppy disease."