Pringle Chipson wakes up and slouches his way down the stairs to watch TV. However as he walks down the stairs he sees an open window! Pringle would never go outside let alone open a window! He went down to investigate and barely dodged a huge clump of salad that came flying through the window. Holy potatoes! He thought. He sprinted upstairs in fear, and Pringle never would have sprinted. He dove under his bed to get the dagger. He then went to eat some potato chips, but they were replaced with salad!

Pringle knew this wasn’t normal. How could someone do this? 1 week later Pringle took all the evidence and narrowed it down to 3 people: Bob Cracker, Jimmy Salad, and John Dressing. He started to interview Bob. Bob answered the door saying “Hello! ah! I have never seen you, are you my neighbor?”

“Yup, next door”

“Well I don’t recall seeing you ever, that’s weird”

“Makes sense”

“So anyway, what brings you here”

“Salad.”

“Oh, you want some salad?”

Pringle jumped back in fear “NO!” He yelled.

“Ok, jeez” said Bob

“Do you like salad?” Pringle said

“Not really” said Bob

“Ok, bye” and Pringle slammed the door.

Next he decided to interview John next. John opened the door and said “What”

“Do you like Salad?”

“Yes. Uh, maybe?

Pringle Slammed the door.

    Finally he went to Jimmy. He knocked on the door and narrowly dodged a flying bowl of salad. Holy Potatoes! Pringle thought. He immediately ran back home. Well this isn’t too much of a mystery now he thought. He called 911. “911 what’s your emergency?”

    “My neighbor is putting salad everywhere and tried to hit me with it!”

Pringle heard laughing on the phone and they hung up. He tried to call again only to realize that his number was blocked. He would have to fix this by himself.

    The plan was simple. Pringle would jump into Jimmy’s window and threaten him with his dagger. When he did break in he saw nothing. He checked the tracking device on his potato chips and it pointed to a random cabinet, so he opened it and there was a ladder. He climbed down the ladder and saw an entire underground base that smelled strongly of salad. Disgusting Pringle thought. He saw salad chunks flying around. “What are you doing here!?” Jimmy said.

    “To get my chips back!”

“What you don’t like salad”

“NO!”

“It’s only for mind control so I can take over the world”

Pringle jumped down and grabbed the potato chips. Then he jumped back out the window and Bob was outside.

  “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?” Bob said.

    “Well I needed to get my potato chips and this guy is trying to mind

control people with salad so he can take over the world”

    “Are you going to stop him?”

    “No”

    “Why not?

    “Because I got my potato chips”

    “And the world!?”

    “What about it”

Bob facepalmed, and Pringle walked away to watch TV and eat potato chips.

The next day the potato chips were gone. Now Pringle knew this was a problem. He looked under his bed to grab a rectangular box. He opened it and it contained a sword that was a family heirloom. It had a note attached to it that said “Use only in the most dire situation”. This was the most dire situation. He grabbed the sword and got an emergency potato. He cut it up and put salt on it and put it in a cylinder container. He called them “Pringles”

    Pringle went to Bob’s house and recruited him for the attack. “Here” Pringle said “Take these”. Pringle handed Bob 50 containers of “Pringles”, half of his total. “They will give you energy and make you stronger”

    Bob said “Wait that sounds like dru-”

    “No of course they’re not” Pringle said

He also gave Bob the dagger. They headed to Jimmy’s still open window. “Eat the chips,” said Pringle. Both of their eyes glowed yellow as they jumped into Jimmy’s secret base. 

“Why are you back!?” Jimmy said.

“To stop you from taking over the world”

“How about… Hmmm let’s see… No”