Dedicated to kitten-lovers

Kittens. Is that something you like? If it is, then that's something we have in common. If you don't, well... yeah I guess you like something else.

But sometimes, I just look like a total weirdo and wonder why I love kittens so much. And I get all weirded out and stupid. Like this one time at school, I was wondering why I love kittens so much and my teacher asked me 'Clara? Can you please read page 15 for us about the ants?' And I looked up at her blankly and just stared, like a total weirdo. Like this:

Come on, Clara! READ!

Sniffle

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA!!

HEHE HOHO!!

You could tell by the look on my face, I was CLEARLY embarrassed. Anyway, I'm supposed to be telling you why I love kittens, not my EMBARRESMENTS!  Why the HECK did I tell you that?! Doesn't matter. It's not like you'll tell anyone, anyway. Would you? Stop. I could see that smirk on your face. OH NO YOU DON'T...

Hold on a moment, person-who-is-also-reading-this-book-with-the-person-I-am-fighting-with.