Once upon a time, there was a vile boy called Cameron Williams. He was on the way to see his Chloe McCallister when he decided to take a shortcut through Hyde Park.

It wasn't long before Cameron got lost. He looked around, but all he could see were trees. Nervously, he fell into his bag for his favorite toy, Laura, but Laura was nowhere to be found! Cameron began to panic. He felt sure he had packed Laura. To make matters worse, he was starting to feel hungry.

Unexpectedly, he saw a terrifying rabbit dressed in a blue jacket disappearing into the trees.

"How odd!" thought Cameron.

For the want of anything better to do, he decided to follow the peculiarly dressed rabbit. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.

Eventually, Cameron reached a clearing. He found himself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from sugar snap peas, a house made from pizzas, a house made from humbugs, and a house made from doughnuts.

Cameron could feel his tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease his hunger.

"Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?"

Nobody replied.

Cameron looked at the roof of the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously, it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.

A cackle broke through the air, frightening Cameron. A witch jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was Laura!

"Laura!" shouted Cameron. He turned to the witch. "That's my toy!"

The witch just shrugged.

"Give Laura back!" cried Cameron.

"Not on your nelly!" said the witch.

"At least let Laura out of that cage!"

Before she could reply, three terrifying rabbits rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Cameron recognized the one in the blue jacket that he'd seen earlier. The witch seemed to recognize him too.

"Hello Big Rabbit," said the witch.

"Good morning." The rabbit noticed Laura. "Who is this?"

"That's Laura," explained the witch.

"Ooh! Laura would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!" demanded the rabbit.

The witch shook her head. "Laura is staying with me."

"Um... Excuse me..." Cameron interrupted. "Laura lives with me! And not in a cage!"

Big Rabbit ignored him. "Is there nothing you'll trade?" he asked the witch.

The witch thought for a moment, then said, "I do like to

be entertained. I'll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door."

Big Rabbit looked at the house made from doughnuts and said, "No problem, I could eat an entire house made from doughnuts if I wanted to."

"That's nothing," said the next rabbit. "I could eat two houses."

"There's no need to show off," said the witch. Just eat one front door and I'll let you have Laura."

Cameron watched, feeling very worried. He didn't want the witch to give Laura to Big Rabbit. He didn't think Laura would like living with a terrifying rabbit, away from his house and all his other toys.

The other two rabbits watched while Big Rabbit put on his bib and withdrew a knife and fork from his pocket.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Big Rabbit. "Just you watch!"

Big Rabbit pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from pizzas. He gulped it down smiling, and

went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

Eventually, Big Rabbit started to get bigger - just a little bit bigger at first. But after a few more fork-fulls of pizzas, he grew to the size of a large snowball - and he was every bit as round.

"Erm... I don't feel too good," said Big Rabbit.

Suddenly, he started to roll. He'd grown so round that he could no longer balance!

"Help!" he cried, as he rolled off down a slope into the forest.

Big Rabbit never finished eating the front door made from pizzas and Laura remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Average Rabbit stepped up, and approached the house made from humbugs.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Average Rabbit. "Just you

watch!"

Average Rabbit pulled off a corner of the house's front door made from humbugs. She gulped it down smiling and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

After a while, Average Rabbit started to look a little queasy. She grew greener...

   ...and greener.

A woodcutter walked into the clearing. "What's this bush doing here?" he asked.

"I'm not a bush, I'm a rabbit!" said Average Rabbit.

"It talks!" exclaimed the woodcutter. "Those talking bushes are the worst kind. I'd better take it away before somebody gets hurt."

"No! Wait!" cried Average Rabbit, as the woodcutter picked her up. But the woodcutter ignored her cries and

carried the rabbit away under his arm.

Average Rabbit never finished eating the front door made from humbugs and Laura remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Little Rabbit stepped up and approached the house made from doughnuts.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Little Rabbit. "Just you watch!"

Little Rabbit pulled off a corner of the house's front door made from doughnuts. He gulped it down smiling,