Once upon a time there were two friends who were arguing about what to eat for the day. Timmy wanted to eat something spicy, while Kevin wanted to eat something bland and tasteless. Kevin is bland, boring and repetitive while Timmy is outgoing and adventurous, and a bit mischievous.

"Can't you go one day without eating something so flavorful you explode?"

"Can't you just try something new for ONE time?"

Kevin finally gave in, and Timmy already had the perfect meal planned.

"Alright Kevin, get in the car."

After driving to the mall, Timmy and Kevin go straight to his favorite restaurant- which also happens to be Kevin's least favorite restaurant.

"Oh not here!"

"They have added new items to the menu! Just give it a try, I know you'll..." Timmy remembers he is talking to Kevin, so he probably won't like it, but "...tolerate it."

They seat themselves and shortly the waitress asks what they would like to order off of the menu.

"I will take the extra spicy special please!"

The waitress nods and jots the order down on her notepad. Kevin, not knowing what half of the things on the menu were, asks the waitress "What is the most boring thing you have?"

"French fries and a piece of bread."

The waitress responds.

"Oh, that's too much flavor. I'll just share with him."

The waitress gives a utterly flabbergasted look, but Timmy quickly shoos her away.

"OH! Ma'am! Can I get a water?"

The waitress nods and walks off.

"Really Kevin? Nothing on the menu looked even remotely interesting to you?" 

"I'm not you! I can't eat all of this flavor!"

"Oh well..."

Around 20 minutes pass and the waitress arrives with Timmy's food and Kevin's water. Timmy instantly digs into his food while Kevin just slowly sips on his water.

It can't be that bad, just look how much Timmy loves it! Kevin thinks to himself.

"Timmy?"
"Yes?" 

"Can I... I would like to... have a bite. Please."

Overjoyed and covered in sauce, Timmy nods, gladly handed over the plate to Kevin and leaves to go get napkins.

In front of Kevin now stood a 2-foot tall mountain of hot sauce, French fries, beans, rice, avocado, tortilla chips, with over easy eggs and a single ghost pepper standing on top of this mountainous monstrosity of mixed meals.

Kevin felt almost intimidated by the plate, partly due to the fact that he had no idea what any of the foods on the plate were.

This pepper on the top looks harmless. I'll just start off with that.

He grasped the pepper, brought it closer to his mouth while his whole body shook out of fear. (and a little excitement) 

"KEVIN! NO-"

But it was too late. Kevin took a bite that consisted of about half of the pepper.

"Hrm... this isn't so bad... it's actually kind of goo- AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kevin let out the most bloodcurdling scream Timmy had ever heard, and the whole restaurant was now staring at Kevin while he writhed on the floor gasping for air.

"KEVIN! We need to get you some ice cream, ASAP!"

Timmy runs up to the ordering counter and demands a bowl of ice cream for Kevin. They get the ice cream out and into the bowl in 15 seconds and Timmy rushes it over to Kevin.

"Are you okay?"

"I cah eeh mah tongue" Kevin says while devouring the bowl of ice cream.

Timmy translates Kevin's words to "I can't feel my tongue." and responds with "What were you thinking?! Even I don't eat the pepper at the top!"