I heard the new update is out.

Yeah, so what?

This only means more entities have to brag! Like Rush…

Lol you guys suck I got 200 kills today and I killed 100 players TOTALLY without Jack or Ambush’s help.

I agree with Ambush.

/No you just stole a kill from me. So unfair!

You two are idiots.

No, you are!

La la la I can’t hear anything!

And off they go arguing.

See? Not so bad. Only Rush!

You’re forgetting about Glitch and those dudes who ‘worship’ him!

All hail Glitch!

All hail Glitch!

All hail me!

Guys! A new player has come into the hotel!

If you don’t mind, I will do the introduction.

Welcome, Noob… To your first game of doors!

Just show yourself, stupid person!

How do you like my design, noob?

It’s stupid.

*sobs*

Woah.

My turn to kill the player!

Ahhh Where do I hide?

Hide in me. That’s my name, actually, Hide.

I’m staying in you, it’s too dark outside.

Get out.

Make me.

Ow!

The ‘total noob’ got away! Hide stole a kill from me!

I think you are a total noob at killing! Let me show you!

Pssst!

What?

*shrieks*

Ahhh!

Wait it didn’t hurt me!

Well done! You dodged Screech’s attack!

Yeah.

Wait, well done?

*raging*

What? It’s my job to help the player!

That’s why I think you’re dumb, Screech.

All saying: Same.

Ooooh, look! An update feature!

Why does this door look like this? I’ll open it.

Aahhhhhh!

WHAT. WAS. THAT.

Strange, he’s new. What’s your name, entity?

I’m Dupe, and I’m SO much better than you guys because I’m new.

Hey, respect your elders!

Yeah, even though I look like a more simplified version of you.

That makes us friends? Window, no one likes you because you’re so simple.

Leave him alone! I am Glitch, King of the mysteries, and you can bully anyone, but only if you bow down to ME.

My hero!

Yeah! Leave him alone!

Shadow, I told you, you are not invited to this meeting.

I’m sorry, boss, um, so I, um ,thought it would be best to, um, follow you?

…

Your excuse is accepted.

Hey spirit!

What? Oh, right.

Time for me to attack, baby!

A bunch of eyes. Wow, TOTALLY creepy.

Easy as pie!

Not so sure ‘bout that, noob!

Aaaaaahhhhhhh!

Run, run!

I’m almost there!

Gonna get you now!

I did it!

What? He cheated!

I think it’s just because you’re afraid to tell everyone that you’re a noob at killing.

Gahhh! Who are you?

I’m eyes, and the reason you didn’t see me is because I was on holiday.

Sooooo….Dupe, right?

How’d you know?

I have 42 million eyes. And Figure, I think the noob’s in the library.

Then let’s party!

What do I do here? All I can see is a bunch of bookshelves and a creepy thing in the distance.

That’s figure. He’ll hear you if you don’t crouch, so be sure to crouch.

Oooooh, what’s this?

It’s a book.

I think this might be useful.

Where are you, player? I’m gonna get you!

I wonder what’s in here…

Surprise!

Aahhhhh!

The entity, or spider, you just encountered, is called Timothy. Don’t worry, she doesn’t do much damage.

Aha!

Bro the password is 00000.

BACON_PRO has joined the experience

Wassup Bro?

Nononononononono, not you!

Guys look, new place!

Welcome to the shop, mates! Go talk to Jeff over there.

Both saying: Woah.

Would you like the crucifix? It kills any monster .

Yes, pls!

Gimme it!

All saying: Pls say no.

Yes!

Time for me to attack, boy!