There’s nothing better than going to see live sports with my Dad. Luckily, he’s been able to get tickets from a friend at work. We had awesome seats right on the 50 yard line. It was a fantastic football game with the home team winning with a last second field goal.

During the game I had a hotdog and a lot of soda pop. Maybe too much soda as I desperately needed to go to the restroom. There was a huge lineup at every washroom in the stadium. Oh man, I don’t know if I can hold it much longer. I started to do a little jig as I waited in line. Thankfully I was able to hold it in. What I didn’t know was that somebody had been filming my impromptu dance on their iPhone.

That night I wanted to watch some highlights from the game I attended. Soon I was deluged with messages from friends telling me to go to YouTube. The video of my silly dance from the football game was the top trending video. It had over one million views already. People were calling it “The Pee Pee Dance.” Ugh, how embarrassing!

The next day at school it felt as though everybody was staring at me. As I walked down the hallway I could hear people giggling as they pointed at me. When I turned around some of the kids were doing “The Pee Pee Dance.” Humiliated, I ran to the library and hid out there until the afternoon bell rang.

I thought that after a few days the whole thing would just go away. Nope. Instead my video had become a worldwide sensation. Some people started to add music and special effects to the video. I couldn’t get away from this sudden, uh, I guess you could call it ‘fame.’ People on the street would call out “Hey! Pee Pee Boy!” as I walked home from school.

Then a funny thing happened one Sunday afternoon. After scoring the game-winning touchdown, one of the top running backs in the NFL celebrated by doing “The Pee Pee Dance.” Soon other players in the league began to do the dance as well.  Suddenly the embarrassing dance had became cool. It was a pop culture phenomenon.

Within hours I was being contacted by media outlets from across the globe. Overnight I had become the most popular kid in school. I even had my own line of merchandise which included hsts, clothes, and other items. There was even talk of me getting my own reality TV show and maybe releasing an album.