2nd April 2024

I'm home!

Arf arf!

What the-

Oh, hey sis.

Eww! Why is there a dog in our house?!

This is our new puppy Cupcake.

New puppy?! You mean this thing's gonna be here forever?

Yeah?

No! I want it out now!

Put that down!

Stop it!

HAIYAA!

YELP!

No! Sit! Cupcake!

AAAAAAH!

*growl*

What is going on here?!

Daddy! This demon just attacked me!

You attacked her first!

Because I hate dogs!

Doesn't mean you can hit them!

That's enough! Dylan, go get a first aid kit!

Yes, dad.

LATER

Just a few scratches. You're all good.

What?! No fair! It's that dog's fault!

And you're grounded for hitting Cupcake.

Yes it is!

No it's not.

What stunt?

You're also grounded for that bank stunt you pulled.

Well, the principal is stupid.

Your principal told me everything.

Watch your mouth!

Can't. Won't. Don't want to.

I'm taking away your phone, and you will also do chores for 12 hours a day.

NEXT DAY

Dumb Bestie

Hello.

10:00 AM                                ✔️✔️

Dumb Bestie

Hello.

10:00 AM                                ✔️✔️

r u cpming to movies
10:00 AM                                                                                                 

No. My father grounded me. 💀
10:00 AM                                                                         ✔️✔️

lol sux to be u
10:01 AM                                                                   

anyway we hav reached now so byee

10:01 AM

😡

We? Who's "we"?
10:01 AM                                      ✔️✔️

10:01 AM                                                                   

😡😡😡🤬🤬

10:02 AM                                              ✔

We? Who's "we"?
10:01 AM                                      ✔️✔️

10:01 AM                                                                   

😡😡😡🤬🤬

10:02 AM                                              ✔

Get your hand off my phone!

Gramps said no phone.

Don't you dare tell him.

I am tell! Bye!

Get back here, you brats!

I'm screwed.

Gramps! Aunt has phone!

Don't believe her! She is lying!

Lilith thell thooth.

Stupid kid!

SLAP

JOANNA!

WAAAH!

WAAAAAAAAH!

GRRRRR!

G...good doggy... nice doggy...

AAAAAHH!

She got no scratches this time. Just so you know. Yes, I'm talking to you.

Dang it! They're going to the movies without me.

Well, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Hope no one notices me...

Aunt!

Feed Cupcake!

What do you want?

I am tell Gramps you no do chore.

No.

Why you have ladder?

Fine! I'll come.

Oh, no reason.

Ok!

*growl*