Dear stupid diary,

It's me your mean friend Bad Cat, today at school a stupid dog started shouting answers when the teacher called on me (he got them all wrong). When he did this I scratched his face so then the teacher said I had to go to the annoying principle, Mr. Duckerson. 

The annoying dog that I scratched

when I got to the office Mr. Duckerson started to talk to me about kindness, so I scratched him. Then he called the police.

The annoying principle that I scratched

When the police came they started to talk to me about why I can't do that so I got annoyed and scratched their faces.

The police that I scratched

When I scratched the police they called an army that started yelling at me not to scratch people so I got annoyed and scratched their faces.

The army I scratched

When I scratched them they called the Air Force. When the air force came they had me surrounded so I got mad so I scratched them in the face.

The air Force I scratched