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im bored rn so idk

do any of ya'll watch Mvrder Drones? Episode 7 was crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

anyway, lets get to the point

this is a random book full of StarBorn (my series) silliness.

yep!!!!!!!!!!

                -Wren

inncorrect quotes-

Seraphiel, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

Zage: No, they're not "symptoms of depression", they're Blue's Clues. (no he is not depressed (i don't think), and I’m not trying to be rude, a generator made this and I thought that he would say it so idk)

Seraphiel: All of your existences are confusing.

The Squad: How so?

Seraphiel: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

Seraphiel: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

Sadie: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? (she can grow plants, being a faery)

Zage: Peonies, why? (his favorite flower are NOT peonies)

Sadie:

Zage: Were you going to get me flowers?

Sadie:

Zage:

Sadie: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Zage: Sadie and I are no longer friends.

Sadie: ZAGE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING! (chill, they aint dating..... yet......)

Zage: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Sadie: Hi.

Zage: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

Zage: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Sadie: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Zage: I said within reason, Sadie. How about I murder that guy?

Sadie: So murder is the reason but proper self care isn't?

Zage: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Serapheile: Silence is golden.

Sadie: Duct tape is silver.

Zage: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease. (im addicted this these-)

Serapheile: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-

Sadie: What do you want?

Serapheile: I've been stuck with Avery for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.

Serapheile: Help.

Avery: You're smiling. What happened?

Serapheile: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

[new character, no spoilers!!!!]: Sadie tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Sadie: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to tick you off?
Avery: What? No, I—
Serapheile: *enters room*
Sadie: *jaw clenches*

Serapheile: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.

Avery: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

Serapheile: NO-

[new character], T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Zage.

Zage, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Q&A with the characters!!!!

type a question to a character in the comments!!

characters:

-Zage

-Sadie

-Serapheile

-Avery

-any side characters

or you can ask me smthin!

example:

' ' For Sadie: what is your opinion on Serapheile?

then i'll answer in this book!

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