NO BELUGA CATS!!!!!!ELLA THAT MEANS YOU!!!!!

THEY ARE FAT, UGLY, CREEPY AND VERY WEIRD!!!!!

THEY RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!!!!WHO LIKES THEM ANYWAY!!!!!

Now, how about we talk about MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

This is three different  types of me holding watermelon.

Drawing, Realistic, and Cartoon.

Welp. Another day, another slay. Well, in this case more of a scrapbook.

Again, we ALL know the drill….

Realistic, cartoon…..

Of course… Evelyn HAD to make one more exception.. but no more. I took an oath.

Beluga cat!!!

Evelyn also photo bombed…. AgAiN!!!! We aRe SuS

CaNdY!!!!

Hey

You know what? At basketball     camp there was a bunch of sweaty dudes and they are telling the coach, “Hey, bro! Play Bones by Imagine Dragons!!!” And I am like, “WhAt tHe HeCk iS bOnEs?” And then it played. It was…..

Scary. To listen to this horrible screaming, just because they didnt get cookies for dessert. That’s Imagine Dragons for ya.

I hated it. It’s rotting my brain, just like Beluga cats.

This is how I feel about a lot of things, especially the song, Bones.         And Beluga cats

YUM!!

Ok, so you are probably thinking: some of the stuff I am putting here in the scrapbook is kind of unhinged and not like me. Well… 

Thank Evelyn. She’s the one who’s banned the beluga cats from the scrapbook. On her hand, she’s making a big fat book of beluga cats!!! (For me, I guess, I mean, that’s dedication-wise, so yeah.

And Evelyn says my bangs are ugly. Really helps my appearance.

Bro Evelyn calls her brother, Owen, Butler and he ACTUALLY LISTENS!!! He is only 7!!! (He is also our biggest fan!!!

.Owen, my brother,is my butler. As Ella said. Not because I forgot, but because she said it first. Yeah. Totally the case. He only listens to me, and here is proof. 

Ella: Butler, go get us some mints.

Owen: NO.

Me: Butler go get us some mints.

Owen: Ok!!!!