Maren was hiding in a tree, breathing heavily and sweating like crazy.
Behind him, music blared, and he wondered:
Would his life ever be the same again?
Would he even have a life soon?

"Ok so you may be confused so let me take you back to when Maren was 10."

“Hi, I’m Maren.
I’m a 10-year-old monkey with a dream:
To one day become a DJ for tweens—kids aged 9 to 12!”

Fast forward to when Maren was 22.
He walked into a casino and saw a sign:
“TWEENAGE DJS NEEDED!”
He rushed inside, full of excitement.

When Maren got there, he was rushing to the front desk and asked while heavily breathing “Can I please get a job interview for the tween DJ Job” and after saying that he collapsed onto the floor out of exhaustion. But the lady said that there were no more jobs left apart from a kindergarten DJ so Maren obviously refused because he hates baby music but according to the Lady at the desk named Margret said by law, he must take the job because they are understaffed. This made Maren FURIOUS, so he rushed out of there, but little did he know that Margret had scanned his Neuralink chip, so they knew his phone number and home address. 

The next day Maren got a call from (555 2487) which he reluctantly answered to which he heard Margret say “Come to The Front Desk you got a job at, for your interview” Maren hung up knowing he wasn’t gonna go but then she called again and told him that they knew where he lived so Maren decided to just go.

When Maren got to the Casino he went to the parking lot and started yelling in front of the rear view mirror and said to himself “You suck, you are dumb, if you didn’t ask you could’ve had a better job and a better life but no, you decided to ask and then look at you know, ugh, this sucks.” 

Once Maren got to the desk, he got taken by Margret by the fur to the back of the casino where there was a 1 spotlight, a small rectangular table and 2 chairs for them to sit on and then Margret said in a whisper voice “Your Hired” which made Maren run all the way home crying.

The next day Maren walked to the Kiddie Corner to get ready he put his bag away and head up to the DJ booth and he thought “Wait this is actually kind of nice” but little did he know the horror that would unveil when the kids got here. Once the kids arrived, he pressed start playlist on his turntable and just before he did, he thought does he really wanna press that but he didn’t really have a choice so he reluctantly pressed play and then, (5 HOURS LATER) “Ahhhhhhhh, I can’t do this anymore” but once again it wasn’t his choice, so this is his life from now on.

Ok and now we’re back here with Maren hiding in a tree so you may still be thinking about how you still kind of don’t know why Maren is hiding but just wait and I will tell you. As Maren is still hiding in that tree he hears a rustle and then… HE’S FALLING OUT OF THE SKY and just as he’s about to hit the ground he doesn’t but no one saved him and no object saved him.