Once upon a time, in a vast jungle, there was a young boy named Td. Td was a very curious boy, but sadly, he had no friends because he was socially awkward. 

His parents noticed that he wasn’t enjoying school, so they planned to take him on a trip to Hawaii.

The next day, Td and his family boarded a plane to Hawaii

However, among the passengers were two wanted criminals—Hello Kitty and Peppa Pig.

As Td sat in his seat, he suddenly heard a loud BANG! He turned to his side and saw that his father was bleeding from his head. Panicked, he called out for his mother—only to see her lying on the floor, also bleeding.

Td cried in horror, but through his tears, he noticed the criminals had taken over the cockpit. He quickly hid behind a chair and peeked at them. To his shock, he saw them shoot the pilot.

Hello Kitty and Peppa Pig had decided to kill everyone on the plane. But somehow, Td managed to survive. Just when he thought things couldn’t get worse, the two criminals jumped out of the plane—without parachutes.

Td realized that the plane had no pilot. At that moment, he knew he was cooked.

Thinking fast, he jumped from seat to seat, trying to reach the emergency parachutes. He did a backflip (for no reason) but then suddenly remembered—he had no idea how to use a parachute.

As he fell toward the ground, he prayed to God.

Five hours later…

Td woke up in the middle of the ocean, barely clinging to life. He tried to swim to the nearest island, but then he remembered—he didn’t know how to swim.

Out of nowhere, a talking fish swam past him and said, “Skill issue.”

Ninety minutes later…

Td finally reached the island, exhausted. And then, out of pure spite, he ate the fish—because it wouldn’t stop yapping.

Td began exploring the island and soon stumbled upon a jungle. As he searched for water, he found a river to drink from. But just as he took a sip, a black monkey jumped him.

Before Td could react, the ground shook violently—an earthquake! Both Td and the monkey scrambled up a tree. When the shaking stopped, they looked at each other, confused about what had just happened. They climbed back down, but Td tripped over a stone.

Ooo ooo ahh  🤦🏻😭☠️

When he got up, he saw something interesting—it was a map leading to a great treasure.

Excited, Td decided to go on a treasure hunt. However, when the monkey saw the map, it sat down and pointed at the ground. Td had no idea what the monkey was trying to say, even though it was painfully obvious.