*Yawn* It's only 11 am! What does Berna want from us so early?

Good morning, everyone!

We have a special guest here today!

Wonder who it's gonna be... actually, I don't really care.

Say hello to Dr. Philippa! She's here to conduct health checkups for our class.

MOM?!

D...did you just call her "mom"?

You freak! Stay away from me!

Uh...

LATER

Hey bro!

I don't talk to losers.

It's ok, mom. He's probably going through some phase.

Josh!

Phase?! Do you think I'm in middle school?!

That's not what I—

Listen here, you little twit! You may be taller than me, but I'm the adult here!

O...ok...

And what's with this whole checkup thing, mom? Are you trying to embarrass me?

No, I'm just doing my job.

Not if I have anything to do with it!

NEXT DAY

Good morning! I will be administering your tetanus vaccines today.

Girls, take them to the nurse's office.

Yes, doctor.

STOP!

#ANTI VAX

Why are you so obsessed with needles, you creep?!

#ANTI VAX

Huh?

#ANTI VAX

Kids need vaccines to stay healthy.

No they don't!

#ANTI VAX

Josh! You're with them?!

Yeah, I'm a proud anti vax guy.

#ANTI VAX

Cut it out, guys! Let my mom work in peace.

And what if we don't, goody two shoes?

Rogan?

#ANTI VAX

On second thought, vaccines are the best! You guys can go.

#ANTI VAX

Hey! I was up all night making this sign!

#ANTI VAX

I don't trust that Rogan guy. He scares me.

You're afraid of that dumb 12 year old?

#ANTI VAX

No I'm not! But if we want to disrupt the health checkups, we need to get him out of the way first.

ATTEMPT 1

Make sure he doesn't bother us while we mix up your mom's patient files.

Yes ma'am!

Hey Rogan! Let's watch a movie.

I can't. I need to go help mom.

Fine. What should we watch?

Come on! Don't you want to hang out with your big brother?

He's unusually nice today.

I watched that 99 times already.

Jurassic Park.

Now if you'll excuse me, duty calls.

Hey wait! How about Oppenheimer?

It's R rated!

Dang it!

Nice try.

ATTEMPT 2

Anawaa, where's mom?

She's in the bio lab preparing for the blood tests.

Thanks, but I got it.

I can take him there!

You're coming with me!

Let me go!