CHILLI THE CHINCHILLA

Caitlin McMurtry and Sarah Alexander

LIES!!!

It's a dog.

Thanks for the clarification, Doctor (unsarcastic voice)

Hi, my name is Chilli, and I'm a... actually, I don't know what I am. When I was a baby, I was lied to and told that I was a dog. However, I know that's false, as I do not look like any of the other dogs. I also do not smell like one either. I make sure I use shampoo every day.

Captain, can you make this ship go any faster! I'm on a selfish journey!

What!? Shellfish?

But one day, I decided that enough was enough! I would live in ignorance of my heritage no longer! Ignorance is not bliss. (Yes, I know that quote; I'm quite the intellectual.)

I booked a cruise ship. I would travel the world to find my race. Hopefully it is a fast one.

It is a great pleasure to meet you

EAT ME?!

After my long voyage and a lot of seasickness, I have concluded that I am not a sea species! More importantly, I have finally arrived in India. I got off the boat and walked around and ended up in the jungle. It was there I met Tej the Tiger. (At first I thought he was going to eat me but he turned out to be quite the polite feline fellow.)

DISGUSTING!

DISCUSSING!

I decided to interrogate the tiger (I'm quite the daredevil (Am I a devil?))

I asked him if he thought I was of his species, but he said I was more like his faeces.

I was so insulted and surprised that I turned away immediately and strutted off.

I have come to the conclusion that I could not possibly be related to such a coarse creature!

My long-lost sister! I have been longing to meet you my whole life!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I ran away into China. I rushed through the forest and found a new species. A monkey named Molly. Molly was swinging through the trees; I watched her in awe! I was definitely a monkey; they were cool like me. I managed to get Molly's attention and called her my sister; she looked confused. I explained how I was a monkey, but Molly laughed. My heart was broken, and I ran away sobbing.