
His name was Daniel, but no one knew his real name. They all knew him as the hilarious clown or Mr. funny cloggs. When he was younger, he always tried to make everyone laugh in his class. He was so desperate for people to accept him, and he found out later on that making people laugh, people accepted him.
So, one day an excellent idea came to his mind:
To make a fortune funny cookie stand
If you're wondering what this is, this is a stand which has fortune cookies with funny statements.

Who pooped over the poo?
His plan was a success! His fortune cookies were selling fast and everyone wanted one. Because they would be laughing all day long until they wet their pants! Whoever got a special fortune cookie couldn't stop laughing for 10 hours long. Sometimes they would even have problems breathing because of their laughter was so much. So, as soon as they got a fortune cookie, they were prepared to be non-stop laughing of joy, whilst crying and screaming of laughter. Sometimes the windows could crack because of the laughter being so loud. Also, they had to wear special laughing diapers, because they pooped themselves through laughter.











hahaha this is so funny! I Can't breathe!
Oh my god! I AM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER!
After a few years, his jokes or his fortune cookies were just very repetitive and people that used to love his jokes, found him very boring.
He lost his charm, and he became very sad. No one came to him anymore and he lost his job, his dream job. Now he was really lost.
So he decided to become a different type of clown, but not the usual funny and kind clown, but an evil one... that would scare the daylight out of people!




I will never be an funny clown again!



A little later...
So, Daniel's plan was to act like a funny clown, however he actually took people's souls.
He wanted to be so nasty because no one laughed at his jokes anymore.
So he started a new circus. That was called ''Mr. funny cloggs circus''. His idea was to take people's souls. They would buy some tickets and wait quietly, and whilst they were talking, he would open his mouth and eat their souls!
When someone was watching him, his head started buzzing because he had magical powers. When his head starts to buzz, then he knows someone is looking at him and takes their soul.
People turned into demons after their soul was taken away. Daniel firstly felt very satisfied with his work, because he had now a bigger army to take more souls from other people.
Daniel's plan was slowly to take over the world.
After many dreadful, scary and evil years of doing these terrible acts.
One day, someone looked at him as usual, and his head just stopped buzzing. So, he wasn't sure if someone was looking at him. The person who was actually ''staring'' at him was the undercover police, he had some special glasses that would stop Daniel powers from working.
Little did Daniel know, that he would be in big trouble... the police had been investigating him for a very long time.




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Daniel wants to be funny, but after some time people are finding his jokes a little boring.
This makes him angry and he does strange, evil things.....

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