Dear diary,                                                           12\26\25

Hi.I'm Barrel.I know my name is stupid, but if a person gets a  dog, it is their right to give it a stupid name.In my case, it's Barrel.Anyway, I have nothing JUICEY to write about cause I am just writing for fun because there is nothing better to do.I did not ASK for a diary, but I got one.My human got a new puppy and is loving on her.

In my opinion, boys are better.

-annoying

charming-

I love:Burritos, the color red, the car, my best friend Bucket(we know how stupid our names are), and my bed in the sunny patch of the living room

I hate:Water, cats, my new sister(I can tell she is bad), my name

Bring me one

Glitter

Gleam

Dear diary,                                                             12\26\25

You know what?My sister doesn't even know how to sit!Hahahahahahaha!My owner was like"sit" and she was like "what'!Hahahahahahaha!I knew that!Hahahahahahaha!

Sit.

Wat?

Hahahahahaha!

I talked to her.Her name is Muffin.Thats less stupid than mine, but still stupid.She said she is a "Bichon Frisé"or whatever.She bragged about how she was 100 dollars.I was 99 dollars.One less!

Brag

$100

Brag

Ugggggh!

Dear diary,                                                                   12\27\25

Muffin and I went to the park with our human.I saw Bucket and Muffin saw some dog named Sooty.I.Dashed over to Bucket.She was talking to some nerd then I noticed it was her brother, Box."Hey Bucket and Box!"I said."Hey!"said Bucket.Box said "Hi.".

Why do humans like naming their dogs after storage containers?

I saw a cat!Me and Bucket started to chase it.Box couldn't keep up, so he just plopped down on a park bench.We got so tired, we stopped and went to the doggy water bowl.The cat climbed up the nearest tree.

Pant!

We'll get you next time!

Stupid cat...

Dear diary,                                                              12\28\25

Today I went to Bucket's house.We watched YouTube for a while, then her mom made us go outside.Box was out there bird watching.I saw a squirrel!"Gooooooo awaaaaaaaay!"I shouted.Then I saw Bucket's new trampoline!We bounced.

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Then we had a snack.Bucket's mom made tamales.They are not as good as burritos, but still.Then I had to go home, where I fell fast asleep.

Good.Thats all I have to say.Good.