Chapter 1

“How?” Said Destir. “By defeating the pickle army.” Said Joe. “Does anyone else think it’s weird that we have to fight alien pickles?” Said Terris. “Yes.” Said everybody. “Come on, guys! Let’s save Wayne! Oh, and I also found a map to the alien pickle camp. First we have to cross the dolphin of doom.” Said Joe. “Hah! That sounds- hah hah! So-hah! Funny!” Said Destir as he fell to the ground laughing. “And it says here his favorite snack is roasted elf.” Said Joe. “N-n-never m-mind. I don’t like dolphins any more. They are creepy.” Said Destir. 

Chapter 2

A few minutes later… “We found the dolphin!” Said Joe as the dolphin started to eat their boat. “YOU WILL NEVER GET THE TRIDENT OF POSEIDON!” Said the dolphin of doom. “Oh! We’re not looking for the Trident of Poseidon.” Said Joe. “OH! I’M SO SORRY. GO AHEAD.” Said the dolphin of doom. “Now we have to cross the ant of destruction.” Said Joe. “HAH HAH HAH!” Laughed everyone. “But the ant is the size of an elephant!” Said Joe. “Why did I ever listen to Liser?” Said Terris.

 Chapter 3

A few hours later… “We’ve been on this journey for hours!” Said Terris. “Look! There’s the ant!” Said Joe. “Kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Said Eyes. Then, the ant turned around and looked at them, and then it started to run towards them! “RUNNN!!!!!!” Said Joe. A few hours later… “I hate this mission! First, it was a crazy dolphin. Then, it was a giant ant! What next?” Said Terris. “A squirrel who lifts things with its mind!” Said Joe. “I know, guys. We don’t want to go any farther, but if we stop, Wayne will die! We have to do it, even though we don’t want to.” Said Destir.

Chapter 4

“Fine. But only this once.” Said Terris. “Guys. We survived an octopus monster and  a beetle monster. I think we can handle some alien pickles.” Said Joe. “FOR WAYNE!” everyone said as they ran as fast as they could towards the alien pickle camp. “Alien pickles- Hahhahhah!!!! So- Hahaha!!!! Funny! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Said Terris. “Honestly guys, I think the alien pickles are the funniest thing we’ve ever faced.” Said Eyes. “I know! They sound so stupid! Like they have no brain!” Said Joe. “I think we’ll beat them in a minute. I’m betting 60 dollars on

it.” Said Terris. “I’m betting we’ll beat them in 2 minutes. 100 dollars on it.” Said Joe. “A minute and a half! 150 dollars if I win!” Said Destir.