Scottie Barnes woke up one day and said,
“I think I’ll be 6’7 and hilarious.”

And it WORKED.

Other kids practiced layups.
Scottie practiced making the weirdest faces possible.

Coach: “Scottie, focus!”
Scottie: crosses eyes while dunking

Scientists are still studying how someone can smile that much while playing defense.

One game, Scottie decided:

“I will guard ALL FIVE PLAYERS.”

Not one.
Not two.
ALL FIVE.

He was running everywhere like he drank 47 sports drinks at once.

Commentator:
“Scottie is guarding the point guard… wait… now the center… wait… is he guarding the mascot?”

Yes. Yes he was.