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Caillou didn't have a care in the world He was out in the back of Rich-Guy-George's back yard. Rich-Guy-George was preparing
a platypus for the inevitable doom. While Rich-Guy-George was
preparing the platypus Caillou was murdering helpless spiders
for he didn't have a heart. He was like the Tin-Man because he
had no heart. Unlike the Tin-Man he did not wish for a heart, as a
matter of fact he didn't even know he didn't have a heart.
WHERE'S CAILLOU?His friends and classmates were at school, studying for a quiz, wondering where Caillouwas. They were practicing for a science test, a subject in which Caillou was known to
have a lot of trouble in. They were working in the work of particles and the different
types of states of ice for example. Ned was wondering where Caillou was. Ned was a
trouble maker and would commonly be a rapscallion at school with Caillou. Ned wasn't
the brightest boy but at least he tried, unlike Caillou. Caillou really didn't care, like I said
he didn't have a heart. Ned was exasperated by the illogical school skip-trips
Caillou goes on. Ned couldn't be bothered with Caillou's unreasonable picking on
others, as well. Caillou didn't mean to be doing this, because he had no brain. He
had terrible senses, he had terrible taste buds. He liked to eat paint and glue. His
sense of smell. He enjoyed the smell of old cars, I am going to far with this. He
doesn't have good senses at all. Ned was as well as being tired of Caillou he was
also a trouble-maker and in the middle of class when the teacher said they needed
a partner screamed "WHERE'S CAILLOU?"
Caillou was commonly a trouble maker and couldn't handle a day without being ignorant and terribly foolish. He shot a duck
once and thought that fun, he is a terrible human being. He does not like
his mom and hates school. He set a sofa on fire in kindergarten
and from there on he was an evil child who somehow got in to
the best school in Colorado.
He failed the test as well as talking during class and was taken back to detention
where the teacher Jake Terrence saw him.
Jake was upset with Caillou but he knew it
would do nothing.
Don't worry Caillou,although you should
have tried harder...
It really doesn't matter, I am goingto go to university when I am done
with school, next year.
Jake Terrence, the teachertried to comfort Caillou and
get him to try harder. (Even
though he knew it wouldn't
work.) He secretly hated
Caillou and wished for him to
get kicked out of class, as he is
the last teacher who is still
willing to teach the ignorant swine.
Caillou was at home, contemplating whether or not he should tell his mother, about the science test, who would have been very upset. Caillou didn't care at all. He was so
ignorant that even most teachers gave up with him. Not Jake Terrence
though, he is the most patient teacher in all of Colorado.Caillou had taken most of Jake's spare time and is
on the verge of getting kicked out. Caillou knew his mother would be upset and that meant no more
mountain dew and Doritos's while he is playing Call of Duty. He would play it lots and would make fun
of anyone playing it and secretly wished he was better. He wasn't good at all he would
complain and scream to his mum about this. As happy as he looks, he is actually a
death barrel with dual shotguns facing you whenever you talk to him. But like I said he
is not smart and would lose arguments consistently. He was laughing on the
table because he realized that he has passed 7 years of schooling without being
held back once. It would all change soon...
I just got an emailfrom the school...
Caillou's mother, Margaret, was very frustrated with Caillou. The school had sentan email for Margaret and was about his marks. His average is 24%. 24% is the
lowest in the entire world. Even worse than kids in Africa, because they try,
unlike Caillou. Caillou was happy to see his mother upset. Like I said he is a
troubled child. His mother was not happy with Caillou and was generally upset
with his life style. Margaret's mother was a nice and good mom and Margaret
did her best to get Caillou to be a good child. Caillou thought his life style was
normal though and that was a problem. His mother, Margaret, thought an
intervention was the best way to approach Caillou. She did not know how to
approach him about this though. Caillou had been playing Call of Duty all night
and was very tired Margaret tried her hardest to enforce a good lifestyle
Caillou just got more and more frustrated with Margaret. Margaret was very upset
and had taken up laziness. Quickly she became very large. Caillou was entirely
and utterly thoughtless, not paying attention and going up to his room. He found
All of his Mountain Dew and Doritos gone. His Call of Duty was there but he was
SCREAMING before he opened up the case. All of his games were gone!!! He
Couldn't handle all the stress he screamed more his mother waddled upstairs.
Telling him that if you don't raise your grades then they are gone and she will
never again buy him another game. Caillou was in shock crying in to his pillow.
Ned, Caillou's friend, came over for his routine visit. But thiswas during Caillou's fit. Ned was genuinely happy around
Caillou but today he was in a rotten mood. He was substandard
on the test as well. Granted Ned got a C- as apposed to
an F but he still had standards. While Caillou was having a
freak-out Ned felt very awkward. Caillou realized that Ned
was feeling awkward by the way he was talking/moving,
Caillou knew him better than anyone. Even Ned's own mother
didn't really know him that much. Even though Ned lives with
his mother, they rarely talk. Caillou knew this had to
change because if Ned felt so awkward that he didn't want to
come over anymore, that would be the end of him.
Caillou and his mother had made a deal, if he raises his grades to a C- he
got his stuff back. If he raised them to C then
he got one toy from Toys-R-Us. If he got a C+
then he got to not go to summer school. If he
got a B then his mother would lose weight. And
if he got an A then he got to continue going to
the school. He left the next morning in a good
mood. (As requested by his mother).
Caillou tried really hard to study in Socials. He
was having a lot of trouble. He realized that if
he kept on studying then he would be putting
effort into nothing. He gave up and threw a
shoe around and it hit the mirror. The mirror
didn't break but it bounced back and hit Jake
Terrence. Caillou was sent down to the
principals office. He immediately was sent to a
week in after school detention.
I can't believe this!Caillou's mother couldn't believe this! She
heard it from the school. She had made a
promise with Caillou that he wouldn't get into
trouble, AND ON THE FIRST DAY HE GETS IN
TO TROUBLE!
Margaret was taking all the mountain dew and Doritos's
in the entire world and started burning them. She had
spent 2.7 billion dollars on it and is burning all 750
million bottles/bags. This released a terrible smoke into
the air. NERDS UNITE! THEY COULD RECOGNIZE THE
SMELL OF MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS ANYWHERE!
ALL THE NERDS IN THE AREA STARTED RIDING THEIR
SEGWAY TOWARDS THE FIRE UNIT AND PUT OUT THE
FIRE! YEAH! THEY YELLED IN TRIUMPH, THEY COULD
SALVAGE THE SNACKS, WHILE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY!
The nerds asked where she got the money, she simply
replied. I sold my house and sold my 65% Stock of
Microsoft.
Caillou came home, walked home, after a long 2 hours
in detention. He wasn't mad because he thought that he
had a valid reason. But that was because he had no idea
what was about to happen. ALL OF A SUDDAN A MONK
KIDNAPPED HIM AND DROVE MILES UP A MOUNTAIN.
He was unraveled when the van stopped. The monk was
paid to do this. He was the smartest person in all of
Colorado, this monk. The monk's name is Harold. Some
people call him Mary for no apparent reason other than
the first letter of monk is M. He prefers to be called
Mark, but ended up with Harold.
Margaret explained to Caillou that when she sold
the house she was homeless. She took some
Doritos and some of the mountain dew so she
wouldn't starve. Caillou didn't understand why he
was kidnapped though. Margaret then explained
that while she was eating roulette doritos she saw
an old monk. The old monk was the smartest monk
in town, Harold. Harold was confronted by
Margaret begging him to teach Caillou his ways.
The monk nodded and kidnapped him. The monk
quickly texted margaret telling her the location.
Margaret was still very upset, although she seemed
bigger.
Caillou at first was very opposed to this plan. He still
wanted to see Ned. Although he quickly realized that
Ned would be unhappy with this. Completely
oblivious to the fact that Margaret had organized this
and called the school. Caillou still was a demon child
and thrived from un-happiness. Caillou's first
thought was that everyone would think that he was
missing and that when he got back he could say he
was kidnapped and held prisoner. So he kindly
accepted. He was led into his room and he quickly
realized that the room was going to be terrible for
the next 3 months. He was freaking out.
No
No, I sold the car for this.
BUT YOU CAN'T FIT IN THE CARCaillou got down on his knees and begged like a dog to his
mother. But to no avail. He was so sad. He didn't realize that
he would be consciously sitting in a room learning. This was his
own hell. He knew that people were having fun playing games
they liked while Caillou was at a boarding school of sorts. The
monk was relentless and didn't take any backtalk, at all. It was
a 1 week sentence of more monk teaching. Of course this was
expensive. Margaret had paid the monk in Mountain Dew and
Doritos. Of course selling her car was paying for a lot of the
expenses as well. She couldn't use the car anymore because of
her weight. She had it hanging around the house for a couple
months after it broke down from Margaret sitting in it. She
wanted it gone because it saddened her just seeing how she
evolved from a normal human being to a ginormous shell of a
living corpse.
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