Dear children, 

It's your good friend Charlie writing to you and I have no time to waste. I know you enjoy playing with me and I do too! It's my favorite part of the day! But sometimes I get really tired and all I want is belly rubs. Is that too much to ask for? We will have so much more time to play later, but don't forget to give me my belly rubs. Oh, and a treat doesn't sound too bad either. You know, just a suggestion.

                        Your best man, 

                          Charlie

Hey there, 

I know you're not Charlie. But if you could sometimes hide me from him, that would be nice. He plays with me A LOT and I get tired as well, WAY FASTER than he does. I really don't know how he has so much energy. OH ALSO! I know if I get tired from being played with, I bet your toys do too... DON'T GET ME WRONG, WE LOVE PLAYING WITH ALL OF YOU, but sometimes you should give us a break... I wouldn't mind if you used other toys.

                                  Sincerely, 

                                 Charlie's favorite toy (Ted)

Dear best friend,

I love going with you nearly everywhere! But... I would like it if you would be a little more careful with me. I love when we go to the park and we go down the slide together. But, I get really sad when you toss me in the air becuase I know I will most likely hit the ground and that really hurts. WHAT IF I TOSSED YOU AROUND LIKE THAT. I'm sorry for how I said that, but I have needed to tell you how it makes me feel. I hope you can understand and I really do want to continue going everywhere with me, just be less rough when you play with me, please.(Also you should totally listen to Ted too...

                                         With love,

                                         Your best friend Teddy

HEY IT'S YOUR REAL FAVORITE,

HONESTLY, YOU DON'T HAVE MANY COMPLAINTS FROM ME. YOU EAT ME ALL THE TIME BUT OH WELL. I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU WHEN YOU GET A SUGAR RUSH. (However, between us you do get a little crazy so maybe you should chill a bit). You know I would NEVER eat greens, but I hear they're good for you. So maybe you should try those out, I bet your parents would be really happy. Ugh, when did I become pro-veggies... oh well. Have fun with that!

                              See you soon,

                              Your ALL TIME FAVORITE SuGaR 

Hey...

I see Sugar already talked to you and unlike Sugar, you barely use me. I am good for you... if you don't want to eat me alone, that's okay, I am really good with ranch and hummus or even in your soups. I promise I just want to help. I can even help you see better. Isn't that super cool? It's like a superpower. I bet sugar can't do that.. but oh well,  I hope to see you soon and that you don't make a funny face next time mom tries offering me to you.

                                    With care,

                                    Carrot

Hi there,

It's me, the one who helps you see. I see everyone is coming to you with their issues. So, I must do the same. You need to stop leaving me lying around all over the place, you know, I have a case for a reason.  ALSO, CLEAN ME PLEASE. I work better when the lenses (the clear things on the glasses) are clean. I don't like being all dirty and having smudges. If you can't see well with me, then I can't do my job. So PLEASE LISTEN.

         TO MY REQUESTS.

                                        Dear, 

G                                    Gracie the Glasses