Chapter One
I have four legs but no arms and I cannot walk. Who am I?
A: A chair. And let me tell you, it's a pretty boring life. Sometimes, I
have a couple of arms, but I'm way too squishy. And besides my life
being boring, it's also disgusting. These furry monsters come and sit on
me and spill stuff, and it's totally injustice and outrageous.
I cannot think of a worse life, and it's even more unfair because of
Timmy Table, who is almost on top of me all day, and he does have to
carry delicate plates, but still, he's covered with a nice, soft blanket all
day long.
So you've learned about me. Charlie Chair. Maybe at the end of this
book, you'll understand that you should be a bit more careful around
me and other household items.
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