To all the awesome people who have put up
with my horrible (Great) puns and (Superb) dabbing.
Author's Note
Believe it or not this actually took a lot of effort and perseverance to make, and even though my stick figures might look bad I did put a lot of effort into making them in paint.net by going over them layer by layer and adding extra detail

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Once upon a time there was a guy named Maurice White. Maurice wanted to be the worlds best creative Dabber, and his career was doing pretty well! But like all good things his career came to an end when one day during one of his concerts he was called out into a Dab off by none other than Philip Bailey! Philip and Maurice used to work together in a two man show until they got into a fight over performing a dangerous two man move, so seeing Philip brought up a sour taste in Maurice's mouth.
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"I'll do it! I'll face you!" Maurice retorted which sent the crowd into a crazed cheer fest. DJ Money who was currently playing the music for Maurice's show got on the mic "Okay everyone, you know the rules, one move each turn the challenger decides who goes first". "Let Maurice go first" Philip said "Good, then it is decided, Maurice you have 30 seconds, show us what you've got" DJ Money replied as he turned on Maurice's signature Sponge Bob trap remix. Maurice thinking he could finish this quickly went straight to his signature move, the beat Dab, a series of Dabs in sync with the beat of the song after the beat drops. "Take that!" Maurice yelled as he finished, sweat beginning to drip from his brow.
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"Is that really all you've got!? You've been doing the same tricks for ten years now! How about you try something like this!" Philip laughed as his mobile musician DJ 1 Chainz took over by playing a bumping Space Oddity remix which sent the crowd into a state of awe "Could he really pull of the legendary Moon Dab!!?!" They all wondered in disbelief. As the crowd got pumped up and Maurice took a cautionary step back Philip unleashed what to this day is still known as the most perfectly executed Moon Dab. When Philip Dabbed Maurice knew it was over, not because of the roaring crowd, but instead because of the shock wave that launched him 20 feet back and out the door.
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Defeated and on the verge of giving up, Maurice remembered the prophesy his teacher taught him and Philip. A prophesy of an island so remote not even explorers have found it, but on this island was the key to defeating Philip once and for all, the... Dab God. Maurice quickly ran all the way to his masters old, abandoned dojo in hope of something to lead him to the island. After finally arriving and finding nothing but bad memories Maurice was about to quit and give up his dreams of becoming the Dab Master. As Maurice was walking out of the Dojo he noticed something, a brick that was not quite like the others, and upon further inspection of the bottom of the brick it read "Maurice.. You will find all you need 13.4443° N, 144.7937° E
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Maurice quickly booked a private jet to fly over those coordinates so he could skydive out and hopefully land on an island. When the plane neared to coordinates the air began to become turbulent and a nasty storm was blocking their only chance of seeing the island "I can't let you jump!" The pilot yelled over the noise of the now open side door of the plane. But that didn't stop Maurice, who decided it was worth the risk to even have a chance of learning the ways of the Dab God. As Maurice fell down the storm seemed to open up and let him through as if it was alive, revealing to Maurice the true beauty of the island he was now plummeting towards.
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Once Maurice landed down he was immediately greeted by the Dab God himself "Welcome to my island Maurice, I have been expecting you" He proclaimed. "I need to learn a legendary Dab to defeat my greatest opponent!!" Maurice demanded, almost cutting the Dab God off. "If you wish to learn my skills then you will have to train, but be warned it will take years" Dab God warned. "I'll do it, I'll do anything to reclaim my title!" Maurice promised, and with that, his training and the legend of Maurice persevering though his challenges and becoming the best Dabber began.
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"Dab on 'Em"
Maurice, a talented Dabber, loses to Philip and seeks the help of the legendary Dab God on a remote island. After years of training, Maurice challenges Philip again and becomes the new Dab Master.
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