December 1st.

YYYYAAAAAWWWWNNN. i am sooo sleeepppyyyyy.........i think my late night stay up went a little out of hand.........I am gonna go to sleep now...

10:35 AM

WHEW! THAT NAP WAS RADICAL! I DREAMED I WAS A DOG AND I EATED SO MANY POUNDS OF BACON! then i had a dream that i sleeped for YEARS and I was a ROBOT when i woked up!!! I SPITTED LIKE, A ZILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLION SUNFLOWER SEEDS AT THE HAMSTER, AND IT ATE EVERYONE AND BECAME A BLIMP!! I RIDED ON IT AND WHEN TO NEW JERSEY! IT WAS EPIC! THEN, I WOKED UP FOR

REALS! WHAT A DREAM! i think i here my owner calling..."SUGARCANE! its breakfest time!" my owner called. did she say....BREAKFEST?! GIRL, I AM STARVING! I WANTED TO EAT AT LIKE...5:28 AM! i ran to the kitchen and tripped on a stairs. my mommy picked me up. she rubbbbbeeeddddd mmmmyyyy tttttuuummmmyyyyy!!!!! then, she took me into the kitchen! i sat down at my puppy mat by my bowl and waited for teeny. teeny is a tiny little baby yorkie. teeny ran into the kitchen very fastly, "WHATS FOR BREAKFEST, BIG BROVER?" teeny yelled. "how should i know? mimi didn't serve me my food yet!" i barked back. "okay. MIMI! WAKE UP! I NEED FOOD OR I WONT BE BIG!" teeny said. "here you go, puppys!" mimi said as she served........................--->

BACON!!!!!!!

OH MIMI! I AM SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU! i wolfed down the delishush food. " YUMMY!!!!!!" teeny squealed. that little rascal. i finished up, and sniffed around the table to find any scraps. OOOH! SO GLAD TOMMY HATES MAPLE SUASAGE! he dropped it on the floor and watched me scarf it down. BURRRRPPPP.

11:31 AM.

SNOW TASTES AWESOME! just out of random!!! tommy and pete and mimi are taking us puppys outside!! "now be careful, you all know teeny is very small and he could get lost." mom, aka Linda said. "yes, your mother is right." dad, aka Luke said. "okay! bye mom and dad!" tommy said. i ran outside and sniffed the frozen world. its the first time EVER that i have been out here! WOO HOO!!!! its fun and cold!

"Pete! care to make a snowman?" mimi asked. "sure! sugarcane, go fetch some STICKS!" pete said. STICKS?! HECK YEAH! i darted off towards a tree and i grabbed like... 5 sticks." teeny, lets go find a few rocks." tommy said. "okay, as long as i can see you!" teeny yapped. geez. cute puppy. "HAHAHAHAHA!! SUGAR! THATS 3 TO MANY!" pete laughed. i just walked up to him and licked his face. he kissed my nose.

11:37 AM.

THE SNOWMAN LOOKS GREAT! its so ncie and pretty! i just knocked off its head though....it looks great still!!!! "KIDS! TIME TO COME IN!" linda said. "aww!" tommy groaned. i ran inside the fastest. i want some hot mashed potato and gravy and maybe some hot cocoa.... that would be pleasent!

12:53 PM.

ME NO WANNA WAKE UP..... that dang afternoon sun desterbing my naptime! i just wanna PUNCH it!! that would hurt though...nevermind..... SO ANYWAY, I thing lukes shoe is very nice. its new and made out of leather. i think it needs a hole RIGHT here, OH NO! LUKES COMING! i dash away from the shoe place and go to the toy bin. HOW ABOUT A RUBBER CHICKEN?! I begin to naw on the chicken as luke sees a hole in his NEW shoe, "HOLY CRAP! WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN MY NEW $99.99 SHOE?! LINDA!" Luke screamed. linda rushed into the room. "what is it, deary?" linda said. EEEIIIWWW! LOVE! THIS IS TERRIBLE! "MY NEW SHOE HAS A HOLE IN IT!" luke yelled in frustration. its not my fualt.... "SUGAR? DID YOU DO IT?" linda said. X-RAY EYES SEEING RIGHT THROUGH ME. I whine.

"come on, sugar. tell mama!" linda says. THIS IS JUST NASTY! " MOM! pete broke my new modle air plane!" tom runs into the room. "not now! sugar!!! go to the DOG HOUSE right NOW!" mom yelled firmly. dang, its just ONE shoe, cant he wear the other one? "mmmoooommm!! it was $7.49! thats alot of money!" tom said.

"I dont care! cant you save up more? daddy just got a HOLE in his $100 SHOE!" mama said. "I DONT CARE EITHER!!! SAME GOES TO YOU, MOM!" tom said back. UH OH. i run out of the room. "hi teeny!! whats up? wanna play?" i say. "SURE BROVER!" teeny says in dielight. "lets play hide and seek!" i bark. "mkay!" teeny says. "i'll be it!" i say. "sure!" ten says. "ONE. TWO. THREE. FOUR. FIVE. SIX. SEVEN. EIGHT. NINE. TEN! READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!" i shout. i look in the closet. no ten. i check in the coat pockets, but i only find half a