Moo?

Once there was a Cow 

and a cabbage...

One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!

What's the difference between a Unicorn and a cabbage?

Why couldn't the chicken find her egg?

 Because she 'mislaid' it!

"What, me worry?"

Barack E. Neuman

Hey apple, hey apple, hey apple, hey apple, hey apple....

"Knife!"

Ahhhhhh!

The new adventures of Ratman and Mouseboy!

Don't worry Mouseboy, We'll escape in the Rat-mobile!

That trap is the oldest trick in the book! There's no way we would ever fall for something like that!

'Holy cow' Ratman, it looks like the work of your arch enemy Hairball!

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...Meanwhile, back in Hairball's secret lair...

I must think of a plan to capture that vile rodent 'Ratman'!

To be continued....

What's black and white and eats like a horse?

a Zebra!

    an Eski-moo!

What do you call an arctic Cow?

BaAaAaAaA!

BaAaAaAaA!

 ♩♬ ..I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes...♩♬

* Burp! *

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?