Made By: Dork Diary Maker, Jane Curtis.
Expressed By:Jane Curtis, Chloe Shan And Zoet Pinkie
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Omg Like When I Was In The Bath My Annoying Sister Kimily Was Standing At The Door Waiting For Me To Come Out Like Who Would Do That?! Well Kimily Was Horrified Of Me When i'm Out Of The Bath Its Like Shes Really Stupid Unformately My Mom Doesnt Judge Her Dresses Well When I Was In The Bath Washing Up Kimily Picked Up The Phone Saying
'Hello U Know My Sister Kenzy She Washes Her Nose Plucks Every Time!' Like How DARE SHE! When I Ran Out The Bathroom Door With My Towel On I Will Just Kill My Annoying Sister She Kept Chatting With Brandon Like Hes My Only Crush! Like Somebody Help Me!!! My Sister Likes Saying About My Dark Secrets! OMG LOOK WHO CAME TO MY HOUSE THIS LATE!'
Mackenzie! Like Who Would Ever Like She Doesn't Even Come To My House All She Does Is Lay In Her House Eating Her Strawberries And Petting Her Dumb Cat Pickles ! Like Who Would Call A Pet That! Everytime I Ring Her She Doesn't Pick Up The Phone Becuase I Might Think That She Is Deaf Or Is She Just Blind To See It Zoey And Chloe Rang The Door So Late Talking About The Libaray
Like I Said 'Naw I Have Better Things To Do' Like I Would Never Go To Libararies It This Libaray Thing Called Mrs. Sapphire Clause I WOULD NEVER GO THERE IN MY LIFE!. Anyways When I Go To School Mackenzie And Her Gang Always Are Near My Locker I Ought I Moved From The Old Rotten Space Next To Mackenzie's Locker Like When I Smell Her Prickle Toupai Lip Balm It Smells Like
A Goup Of Mushrooms Like Would i Ever Even Eat It Mackenzie Always Says 'Don't Even Dare Eat my Lip Balm' Its Not Even Nice Her Friends Agree Because They Got The Same One As Her.. I Wish I Moved Near Brandon's Locker His Got Cool Footballs And Rotten Posters Of His Died Cat So Dreamy Like Would I Even Care!!!!!!!!!!!! My Friend Chloe And Zoey Doesn't Think So...
Every time When I Get Home My Mom Just Imbarasses Me Saying 'U Need Hair Pit Arms Darling Hands Pls' Wait Is She Dumb My Arm pits Is Not My Arms! Every time When I See My Mom I Will BE LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE In my Head Like Would I Ever Say It To My Mommy D:
Mackenzie Always Says I'm The Weakest Link Ever! Like U Know I'm A Dork I Don't Ask To Join Mackenzie's Ugly Side Like Her Friends Pick There Noses! Dark Secret Blown!! She And Her Friend Don't Get Along :) Shes So Blind To See I Gave Her Nerd Glasses To See :D But Always She Pulls Out Her Tiger Sight Tone Lip Stick Tons Of Smells On It Strawberry LipBalm Mixed! Omg Where
Does She Get It! I Always Ask Her She Refuses I Don't Even Like Her Atleast My Friend Zoey Has The Same Tiger Sight Tone Lip Stick OMGGGG SHE THE BEST! Anyways When i Was Heading Down my Locker I Got Tickets To The Gala Omg So Special Mackenzie Was Invited To D: My Life Is Crushed!!!
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