
a good book for kids 7&up
a fun comedy book. and funny

Hi my name is sandy! and I'm a dog, who would name there dog sandy? Did I come from sand? NO I DID NOT! would my owner whanted me to call him treaty? that's becous he give's me treat's all the time. yup That's my new nikname for him treaty, oh goody it's almost dinner time.20 minnit's later,I go thru my doggy door(from outsid) and go to the kitchen to eat, but treaty look's bord today, when he give's me my cand food, ``PLOP` goes my food it look's like a plot of poop and I'm not joking, but I eat it anyway's.I'm to hungry not to,so here I'm eating poop but it tast's good so keep eating,not real or anything so don't get grossed out,oh man I just got grossed out. so I'm leavimg my other half, I dot want to eat it,maybe sese can eat it,if you don"t know who sese is let me tell you
Leaving the other half I do not want to eat it,maybe sese can eat it ,if you don't now who sese is let me tell you,sese is a cat. treaty"s other pet her name is really not sese but I named her that ,becous she see's evrything, somtime's I think she"s a hok and does not share her food. one's I was done with my food,and I was still hungry so I went to sese"s food bowl,and I was going to take a bite"but then the cat came running into me,and hissed,she said to stay away from her food and said if I was still hungry then to bad.That was not very nice.so thats the day I started not likeing her,so ya I"m not very hungry right now.and hey today is my birthday I bet you did not now that,I do not no how old I'm so don't ask.I went arownd looking for my present
don't ask, I went arownd looking for my present
but I can't find it, I was looking for it for ever,ok ok maybe I only looked for it for five minute's,but that's long for me, so take that. Ha! sorry very bad mood right now,so ather looking for ever and feeling sorry for myself, I went to my bed to lay down. Guess what? you
guesed it,I don't now if you guesed it, let's just say you did, Right on my bed was a bone, I was so happy I went and gave treaty a big sloppy kiss on the cheek, and he laughed and when I say laughed I mean laughed, he laugh's like a monkey, anyway's ather I licked him,I went back to my bone,look at it so shiny and big and tasty, and I'm not sharing it with you,I only share thing's

thing's I don't like, you now what? it's so sunny out today, I'm going to take a walk and show my birthday present,I'm going to walk like I'm prowd, prowd of my bone, if other dog's try to get my priz, I'll bark so loud that it'll make them go death. and I'm not kidding, so I went out of my doggy door,it was hard to get the bone out,but I made it woo who! I'm doing my doggy dance gauss how? shaking my tail, so I walk like I'm prowd,oh hey there's lovey,I'll go say hi, hi lovey I called, hey she said that look's so good. can I have a little lick she ask, no way it look's so good that you might lick it all I said, ok ttyl sse said, and I said by and keep walking,there was some ather dog's who whanted to lick, but me sandy
but me sandy held his ground, now this is the life I said to myself,when the sun was going down,I saw a bigger bone and a bigger dog,the bone was so big! my mouth was like hinging open, OM MY GOSH I want that bone and I'm going to get it, so I put my bone down and tried to get the dog with the bone, which I call is d/w/t/b, I looked all over for d/w/t/b I cowld not find her/he anywere, I was very very sad I even ask some other dog's,there only 2 thing's I'm thinking, ather dwtb saw my mouth hinging open she/he thught I was going to get her/his bone so get her bone,so that's good she runed as fast as she/he could, or it was just my shawdow,and I'm really thinking it was,
so i started looking and could not find it any where, Itell you nowere! so I slumped on the ground and began weeping,like when a dog lost his very best friend, I was crying like a baby,then a cat came up to me, A CAT, and she said what was the mattered you loos you'r way home? did you hurt you'r paw? she asked,NO I LOST My BONE, oh MY Lovely bone, I said,she looked up and wrenkeld her nose, then why are you crying like there's nobody in the world but just you,for PET'S SAKE! it's just a boneshe said, for you'r f y i it was my birthday present, I let it go becous I thought some other dog had a better bone and bigger,but I found out it was just my shawdow,I said, she looked a bit dazed for a
moment and began to laugh really hard, really? that's so funny,I will help you look for you'r bone she said, I did not think it was very funny, really? I asked, really! she told me, you now what? and she's a cat too, I told her, great super let's get started, she said and asked me were was I, when I lost the bone,I told her, and we went over there and guess what? it was right were left it why did not think of that, I was so happy I did my doggy dance, and that's when we started being friend's!
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