Welcome to Cantoshire!

A quirky kingdom with clusters of coves, coasts, camps, creeks, and cottages cuddled atop curvy cap rock!

This crumbly cap rock of Cantoshire must be cared for with consistent caution! The cramped cracks and crumbles can cave in, causing cliffs and caverns containing crazy clumps of coal!

Contrary to casual concern, it's not just coal that creeps and crawls inside these cramped cracks and crumbles of the curvy cap rock...

Cripes! It's a creepy crawly crawling and creeping in the cramped cracks and crumbles of the curvy camp rock of Cantoshire!

This creepy crawly creeps and crawls in his quiet creepy cave, crunching on carrots, cantaloupes, kosher caviar, and crepes, quite a commodity in Cantoshire!

He enjoys comedy, contributing to the "Curing Cancer with Chemo Community", caring for the cricket kids in Crickle County, keeping a collection of cracker crumbs and counting the cracks in his quiet creepy cave...and he loves kiting compassionately!

But the creepy crawly can't kite in his quiet creepy cave in the curvy cap rock of Cantoshire! There is no wind current for the kite to catch and carry on!

The creepy crawly was confused and concerned. Consequently, he crashed to the crumbly floor of the quiet creepy cave, crying "I cannot kite in this calm condition! I must climb up to Cantoshire!"

So the creepy crawly commenced his creepy climb, clasping the cracks and crumbles of his quiet creepy cave up to the curvy cap rock of Cantoshire!

Can you see the creepy crawly? He's crawling atop the cracks, climbing over the coal, creeping around the cliffs and caverns of the curvy camp rock of Cantoshire!

Until...

The creepy crawly finally climbed over the curvy cap rock, and into Camp Cozy of Cantoshire!

"Cool! Camp Cozy is crucial for the completion of my kiting conquest!" cried the creepy crawly, clasping his kite.

As the kite carried on, the creepy crawly exclaimed "I can kite! I can kite!" and cracked a cackle.

But then the wind current ceased, and a quiet sigh came from the creepy crawly. Suddenly, a creature crawled out from the confined cracks of the Camp Cozy trees...

Creepers! It's a creepy caterpillar crawling out of the confined cracks of the Camp Cozy trees! It creeps and crawls with careless content and cunning!

"A kite?" asked the kind creepy caterpillar as he crawled to the creepy crawly. "The wind current is calm here, my creepy companion! You must continue on to Crusty Canyon of Cantoshire! Now if you excuse me, this creepy caterpillar's got a cocoon to create!"

And so the creepy crawly continued on, as the kind creepy caterpillar commented. "Onward to Crusty Canyon!" cried the creepy crawly as he commenced his quest!

He crossed the Cozy Camp Catalpas, where he met a cranky old quack-quack living in his catalpa cabin. "Scram, you curly ol' creepeh crawleh!" cried the quack-quack, and the creeply crawly continued on his quest.

The creepy crawly caught many more companions! A cunning cat, a queer canine, a cool cockroach, a crazy cockerel, a quirky quail, a quick kangaroo...

He even came across a crabby crustacean and a clumsy crocodile in Crystal Cove of Cantoshire!

"Quite the quest, creepy crawly!" the crabby crustacean commented. "Cool kite too! Best continue onward to Crusty Canyon!"

After countless inquiries and commendations from his currently cool companions, the creepy crawly carried on his climbs, creeps and crawls, trekking on and leading him to...

Crusty Canyon of Cantoshire! "I can kite! I can kite!" cried the creepy crawly as he clasped his kite, the wind current carrying it on so quickly! The creepy crawly cracked a cackle.

As the creepy crawly continued his kiting, a coffee-colored carriage casually kept its distance, until cautiously ceasing its continuation up the Crusty Canyon of Cantoshire's path.

Climbing down the carriage came a scrawny creature, who creeps and crawls with only two creepers! The creepy crawly considered the creature's craft with caution, before it climbed up to where the creepy crawly was kiting.

"Kind kiting, creepy crawly!" the creature commented. "I am Kevin, the Cobbler of Cantoshire's kid!"

The creepy crawly cringed. "The cobbler's kid! You crushed the county of Criquetsberg, causing our poor old Cranny Cricket to croak!"

"Inconceivable, that was my cousin Connory!" cried the Cobbler's Kid. "I see you like kiting. Let's climb to my carriage and carry you to the top of Cobblestone Castle of Cantoshire, where the wind current crushes the competition in this crumby canyon!"

Considering the case for Cobblestone Castle of Cantoshire, the creepy crawly climbed aboard Kevin's coffee-colored carriage, commencing the quest through the Clear-Sand Clumps of Cantoshire, where a conniving cult is cradled in their clear-sandy cubbyholes (according to a careful camel)!

Through the Calming Creek of Cantoshire, home of the compulsively cackling coyotes!

Through the cautiously quiet Cutthroat Cave of Cantoshire, home of cultivating crystallization and catastrophically claustrophobic conditions!

Through the Kiddly Cold Kabba Cab Cumfry Curve of Cantoshire, home of Krypton and clarinet-clad clergymen!