"No culture can live if it attempts to be exclusive." Mahatma Gandhi

Today my class was going on a field trip to the local museum. I'm sure it will be extremely boring but I was happy to get away from school for the whole day.

"Hi everybody! I'm Mr. Bolivar and I will be guide as we take an exciting journey into the history of the world." I've been here for ten minutes and was bored already. "Please remember not to touch anything you see. These objects are sacred and culturally significant."

Millions of years ago, dinosaurs ruled the world. But then suddenly they were gone. Some dinosaurs were omnivores and ate plants while others were carnivores meaning that they ate meat." "What about pizza?" I said as the class laughed. "Very funny. They didn't have pizza back then."

"We then entered the Ice Age. There were no more dinosaurs but we had massive creatures including wholly mammoths and saber-toothed tigers." "When did The Flintstones show up?" "Please kid, save your questions until the end."

"And now we're entering Medieval times. That was the period of time where there were Kings, Queens, and Knights." Does this guy ever stop talking? I'm so bored and hungry. I think I'll sneak out, grab a sandwich, and meet up with them later.

On my way to the snack bar I noticed a display that had a sign that read "Do Not Enter." So I entered. There were a bunch of cool Tribal masks hanging from the wall. I didn't know what time period there were from but they looked so cool. I decided to try one on while nobody was around.

Look at me. I'm a Tribal Warrior and...I don't feel so good. The room is spinning and I feel dizzy. I tried to take the mask off but it was stuck to my face. I felt like I was going to faint. Oh why did I have to put the mask on?

When I woke up I found myself in the middle of the jungle. "Are you here to rescue me?" "Who are you?" I asked the elderly man in front of me. "My name is Mr. Fawkes. I've been trapped here for years. You didn't put that mask on did you?" "Yeah, why?" "They're going to come for us. Quick! Follow me!" "Who?"

Mr. Fawkes and I hid behind some plants as a pair of scary looking dudes with spears appeared. They looked around for a little while and grunted at one another. Eventually they ran back into the jungle.