"I think we've collected enough nuts for one day Acorn. It's starting to rain and those dark clouds overhead look pretty menacing." "I just want to grab a few more and then we'll head for home."

Before Acorn could climb down the tree, he was struck by a giant lightning bolt. He fell from the tree and landed roughly on the ground. "Acorn? Acorn? Are you okay?" his brother screamed.

Blake fell unconscious but soon awoke in a strange new land. "What is this place? And why am I wearing this helmet and carrying a hammer?" "He hath arrived! Our savior is finally here! Oh, never thou mind. Tis just a squirrel."

"Obviously this is some kind of cosmic joke played on us by the gods. Who shall protect our village from the forces of evil?" "Um, I think that's why I'm here." "You? A mere squirrel?" said one of the villagers with a hearty chuckle.

"Do not mock the Son of Walnut. You are a mere mortal! For I am Acorn: Squirrel of Thunder!" Acorn sent the villager flying off into the sky after one mighty blast from his hammer.

"Any questions? No, good." As Acorn toured the village, he couldn't stop wondering how he ended up in this world. Why did that hammer have such immense power? And most importantly why was his voice so deep and booming?

"Gather 'round villagers! This is Acorn, Squirrel of Thunder. He hath come to protect us from evil forces." "But he's nothing more than a squirrel. A cute little rodent." "That may be true, but he carries a hammer that gives him unlimited power."

"Oh no! The watchman has spotted some demons trying to invade our village!" "I shall rid the kingdom of this vile scourge!" Acorn proclaimed. "But he's just an itty bitty squirrel." "Ah, tis no ordinary squirrel. Be prepared to be amazed by the roar of this rodent!"

Acorn was able to defeat the horde of demons with relative ease. "Behold the awesome power of The Squirrel of Thunder! All hail Acorn, Son of Walnut!" "Nobody will ever try to conquer our village as long as we have The Mighty Acorn!"

"So, you're going to let a squirrel bask in the glory of your people after he humiliated you? Tell me peasant, can you show me the way to your village? If you lead me there, my army and I will conquer them and make you their King!" "What's in it for you?" "Revenge."

After he had defeated the demons, Acorn was treated to an evening of food and music. Everybody ate, drank, and enjoyed the sounds of the village's most popular band, Fleetwood Macadamia. Unaware that the forces of darkness would soon be upon them.