Dear Doggy Diary,

have you ever eaten noodles? They are pretty good, until they spill on the floor. Lorie made me clean it up. With my mouth, of course! But lately, Mrs. and Mr. Greenbelt have been sad. I wonder why. Is it because of me? All I did was chew there shoes! And maybe poop in Mr. Greenbelt's fancy cups. Uh-oh, it IS because of me! I will be on my absolute best behavior, diary. Gotta go now, I'm taking my soccer pictures with Lorie! Hopefully this makes the Greenbelt's less mad at me.

By,

Buddie

Dear Doggy Diary,

the soccer photos didn't make the Greenbelt's less mad at me. Surprisingly, it made them MORE mad! That was probaly because I chewed the ball apart. Hey, Mr. Greenbelt needs to be more forgiving! If YOU saw a spider, would you want to kick it with a ball? Unless you are a kind of creepy crawler person. But diary, did you know that when you put your sharp teeth on the ball that it will pop? Well I didn't! This is no fair that I am forced to stay out here until I learn my lesson. I have learned it now, Lorie! Please let me inside! And from all this hard time I've done, I will probaly need a cup to poop in.

Sincerely,

Buddie

Dear Doggy Diary,

I put my nose up to the door, as an asking to come in. But Lorie being so selfish just shuts it tight! Maybe the Greenbelt's are planning something for me like a surprise party! I do like surprises. Well, it could also be because I am being ''punished'' and have no respect for these Greenbelt's and... Lorie! Diary, I just remembered! Lorie bought me a doggy door! It was a Christmas present. What a gift it was. But, it was my only chance of making it back into the house. Lorie seems to get mad at me easily, now. Does she know about the stuffed animal incident? In my defense, that bear was asking for a fight! Wrote By,

Buddie



You people are insane for making me stay out here! I need a slipper to nibble on. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Doggy Diary,

I wrote the Greenbelt's a positive message. I took a photo that Lorie took of me 1 year ago. But they didn't believe I did it. They saw Eternity rushing down the path like she left it. Eternity is Lorie's arch enemy. Really all she was doing was petting me, but Lorie and the rest of those people thought SHE left the note! Guess I am going to spend more time out here, diary. It's just hard when people won't listen to you. Actually, I might go over to my friend Puffy Fluffington's house. I heard Kayla is out of town. That means we can wreck the house! Then clean it up again.

Yours Truly,

Buddie