Dear user,

Yes you. We quit, all of us, even penny here quits. You expect us to be in your pockets all squished up in that wallet of yours, but you've traded us! You now have that dumb phone of yours, and that watch, and lets not forget that rectangle card you make us sit next to in your wallet.

YOU SEE HOW AWESOME I AM!

Remember when you used to fold me like a shirt, a heart, a butterfly, or a cute turtle! Man those were the days. But now, OOOHHHH but now, you don't reach for us and when you do it's when you're going to leave us as a tip and abandon us there.

So let me show you what we had to say to those phones, watches, and plastic rectangles.

Sincerely,

your friends the bills and coins

Dear cellphone,

You know, we are portable too, so that's not an excuse to why everyone is using you now to pay for everything. As a matter of fact, if they were to drop you, you'd be done and out of use. But with me, HA I can fall and fall and I would be like new. Also listen to this! Theres not need to charge me so I can be used, I am available at any time and any day.

P.S.

You can be very loud so you need to learn from us to be quite at all times

Dear watch,

You really had only one job. Let me remind you of what the ONE job was ... TO TELL TIME! Why are you even trying to compete with me! You're like that cellphone now, you call people, you message people, you play music, blah blah blah. Nickel says you're just trying to fit in. We bills and coins all agree that we liked when you did your ONE job.

P.S.

Do you even tell time anymore?