Me

5-2-18

Dear Dairy

My brother, Ivory, just told a pretty funny joke. What is a dog's favorite text format? Barkshire! Ha, ha, ha! Funny, right!? I really hope I get adopted! Another puppy (A border collie), his name is Blue, got adopted. My bark-mate, an old greyhound (All beat up from dog racing), Elephant (His dog racing name was Fasty) died yesterday of old age. I've got no one, really, to talk to. Except you of course. Ivory's always joking with the others. I'm just not noticed...

5-3-18

Dear Diary

Exciting news! Two new dog, or puppies, were just found and have moved into Elephant's old place. It makes me think of him. Honey and Star are their names. Big Star instantly cracked a joke to Ivory. Honey hung back. I think I saw her with a diary too! Ivory and Star are best buddies. Wrigley, Daisy, and Butterfly just follow them all over the place. I think they're looking at an old phone someone dropped now...

5-3-18

Dear Diary

Me and Honey are besties now! Turns out she has a diary too! We peeked into each others but we were careful we didn't say any secrets out loud! Honey had finally slipped the phone away from Star and Ivory. We flipped through some of the pictures and Honey helped me draw them in my diary for keepsake. She is a really good artist. She drew some amazingly realistic pictures. The pictures on the phone were cool. It had one (Top left) of two dolphins together, one missing a tail! The one below it was cool too and the one in the bottom right corner. But my personal (or doganal) favorite is the top right one with that one dolphin with the weird looking tail almost touching the other's nose. Someone just came and scooped up the phone so our picture investigating is over, but at least I have pictures from there thanks to Honey...

5-16-18

Dear Diary

Sorry I haven't written for days. I got adopted so I gave my diary to Honey to keep in memory of me. She drew a picture of me being carried away, my sad face of leaving such a good friend. I couldn't stand it after a day so I barked for one whole day straight. I'm really horse now, but I'm back with Honey. They put us in a kennel together because if we aren't right next to each other we'll howl our heads off. And they want to keep our voices good because they have to use medicine to restore our voice and nobody wants a horse dog. Get it?! Horse-dog! Ha, ha, ha! I guess I'm getting Ivory vibes...

4-17-18

Dear Diary

Daisy got adopted! Honey and I are both writing about that. Honey helped me draw a picture that we imaged. We thought of Daisy home. I hope she likes it! Ivory and Star find a joke for EVERYTHING! Their joke was, "Day-sies go by so fast." It's a horrible joke. But I don't want to hurt their feeling so I can share what I think in here and nobody will see it...I'm going to miss my sister, but I have Honey. We're inseparable. One goes, so does the other...

1-18-18

Dear Diary

I woke up at about 10:00. Honey is gone! I'm all alone. I thought if one went, we both did. No! Honey! I drew a picture of what I imaged myself looking like...the longing in my eyes...Honey...I miss her.

5-19-18

Dear Diary

Honey left me her diary. I'm still thinking of her. Butterfly and Wrigley got adopted. I can't bear to look at Ivory and Star. It reminds me of Honey and me... Oh my gosh! Honey just returned! She'll have to tell me how in the pup-world she got back here! Wait... there's no owner or person with her. She calling me and I better hurry before she get caught.

5-21-18

Dear Diary

I haven't written in a day because Honey and I ran away! Luckily, Star and Ivory were busy with some some tree-food joke. It was something like, "What's a dog's (Blank, I'm not sure what it was) food? Spruce Bark!" It's not that funny. Anyway, Honey and I ran away to some runaway German Shepherd. He was an adult. We are staying with him until we know all the forest rules and sirvorver...Surviver... Oh forget it! Life skills. How to live. The adult German Shepherd's name is Oz. Something about Wizard of Oz... Oo! Time for a meal. Every mealtime is a lesson on what's good to eat and what's not. How to be safe when hunting. How to kill...

5-22-18

Dear Diary

I'm getting really big now! I'm about a 1 years old! It may not seem like a lot but for a dog that's pretty old! Or at least for a puppy! Oz said are next (Actually last) lesson is in one hour! I bet in 30 minutes I'll be hungry. Good thing our hunting lessons are over so I can eat whenever I want! I'm really growing! I'm as tall as a car tire now! Maybe a little taller!...I wonder if... Star and Ivory have found good homes...Maybe even together... those jokers...I kind of miss them...

5-22-18

Dear Diary

We finished our last lesson an hour ago and have been exploring ever since! We met a new pup...well new to us. He's been around for awhile. And guess what! He was trained by Oz too! Oz really must be know...I'm spouting fast. Maybe I'm having some major growth spurts. Honey...well...not so much. She's still only as tall as my hip...well her neck is about there...I feel sorry for her. Such a small girl. Well...I guess some people (Or dogs!) are short and that's just the way they were meant to be...Oh and the pup's name (the one we met today) is Tin Can Man. Something about the Wizard of Oz. That's such a popular thing these days. What a silly name anyway.

5-23-18

Dear Diary

We've traveled all morning and have just eaten lunch. Honey says we should travel some more (More like we have to) to get to some surprise. Honey says we'll leave to travel some more in a couple minutes. I'm so glad I have a pal now. I miss my siblings and Elephant but I'm glad the free life has come upon me.

Honey helped me draw that horse.