Just another day on the star ship, Enterprise:

Lore comes suntering in through the doors. "Hullo, Brother!"

"what are you doing here, brother?"

The captain banged through the doors, "Data, what happened? I can't do anything."

"I switched us over to Data wifi, the only things you can look up are, Lore memes, cat videos, Sherlock Holmes and poetry."

"Well that's dumb. Except the cat videos, that's a stroke of genius."

"Thanks."

"And I suppose you'll put on a play?"

"Yes, I will play Sherlock and Geordi will play Waston."

Geordi was trying to hold a magnifying glass "I'm a blind man..." he said looking over.

"Can I have a part? I can be Moriarti!" Lore said, growing an instant mustache the touched his ears "Who who who!"

"no, I have signed Spot on to be Moriarti, you can be his understudy but of course, you will also take care of her costume." Data shook his hand, something that would tear off a normal human's

"Okay. Bye. I'm not in. You are so boring it huuuurts!"

"wait, brother" Data held up a fluffy white ball of fur. "My cat had kittens, I thought you would like an evil white cat to conspire and scheme with you. I gave one to everyone." Data turned around, no one was working everyone was petting a ball of fluff.

Captain Picard face palmed "not now Data....."

"IT's SO ADORABLE OH MY GOOOSH!!!" WOrf said, hugging his fluffy black kitten then holding it at arms length "Er um I mean uh.. Klingons do not like cute things unless they are Klingon women and they are hideous."

"I will get back to work, captain" Data strolled over to Geordi and started clicking buttons "I am sending a treaty to the Klingons" Data spoke in hushed tones, Spot crawled across his keyboard, Data tried to get him off his keyboard it was too late. "Sorry captain, the Klingons are starting a new war."

"Data not now, wait! WAR?!?!?! we have problems with too many cats already, I see what captain Kirt tried to warn me about, dozens, of furry......creatures!!........"

Lore was dying of laughter in a courner.

"Sorry captain, we are in the middle of space, I did not think cats breeding would be our issue."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Shut up."

"...HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!"

Data walked to his room, he opened the door, a flood of cats rushed upon him and carried him back to where Captain Picard was sitting.

"BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"SHUT UP, MR. LORE!"

Data just shook his head, "did Kirt not warn you about this?"

"NOT.......NOW.........DATA........" Captain Picard said with a bright red face palm

"Not now DATA!" Lore said, speaking into an intercom with a perfect impression of Picard "Everyone wearing a red shirt report to main bridge. We must discus your funeral planet."

Data stared at him blankly, he spied movement, "Spot!" he picked him up and carried him to his cat hair covered room.

"THAT'S IT! NO MORE ANDROIDS ON THE BRIDGE! YOU ARE BOTH FIRED!"

"FREEDOM!"

"but sir, i am the highest ranking android here!" Data turned a around when he heard a yelp, a sign was posted to his back that read;

kick the toaster

Lore shrugged. "Had to."

Even Picard started to chuckle.

"that isn't fair to your poor brother, your the only one that could actually hurt him."

Lore sniggered.

B-4 entered

"this is the greatest show........This is the greatest show..........This is the greatest show." he mumbled softly to himself

"WOOAH! DUN DUN DUN! WOOAH!"

"ladies an gents, this is the moment you have waited for......."

the End