in the hospital

oof am dieing

Im sorry bugs you only have nine days to live

:(

epicly crys

nine days later....

well guess ill die

it is i the skidaddle skidoodle wizard and im here to save your life and grant you powers of strength

where am i and who are you

here use this

steroids

oof

steroids

that didnt do anything you bot

wait for it

ITS WORKING HAZA

i fell obese

now go away you bot

well i better jump around then

5 hours later

this actually kinda nice

Im glad that i not causing any problems

inside a military base

this monster is causing problems and he needs to be stop

troops front and center or you dont get sandwiches

YES SIR

go out and kill the bot

oh ok

who the bonk are you

were the troops and you coming with us

epicly bashes bling bling boy and luis fonsi heads

you boy you die

no you bot

epicly throws bongo cat and stomps jake from state farm

ha i found you time to die

you never take me alive buster