"Hi there. As you can see I'm no longer a giant spider. It sure was a harrowing ordeal but I'm back to being Horace again. Don't worry friends, I'm going to tell you everything that happened since the last time you see me. I was with my new pal Dwight as we had removed most of the venom from my fangs. He had a plan to use the venom for medicinal purposes to help people in developing nations that otherwise wouldn't have access. We weren't sure who or what was waiting for us outside of his basement laboratory so we had to come up with a plan on the fly. Mmmm, flies. Whoops! Maybe I have a little bit of spider in me after all."

"Alright, that's all of the venom I can produce for now Dwight. I'm exhausted. Do spiders sleep?" "I'm pretty sure that some of them do although it's not the same as the way a human would sleep. But now is not the time for a siesta my friend. We have to deliver this medicine to children in need across the world." "How are we going to get outta here? I'm sure the house is surrounded by police, military, news outlets, and the FBI." "I have a plan" Dwight smirked as he rubbed his chin. "Do you think you can make some more spider webs?" "I don't know but I'll give it a try." "Let's head outside. I think I hear a plane flying overhead." "Plane?"

"Okay! I was able to store the venom with the rest of the luggage!" Dwight shouted as we held on tightly to webs that stuck to the plane's wing. "All we have to do is hold on until our plane makes it to Central America! I've got a friend who works at The White Petal Clinic in Guatemala!" As expected, the unlikely duo of a man and a giant spider hanging from a plane caused the passengers to panic. "“This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard. We are presently flying at 39,000 feet on our flight from Baxfolk to Guetamala City. We are expecting a smooth flight and anticipate an on-time arrival in Guetamala City at 7:39 PM GMT. We hope you enjoy your flight.”

"Oh, and I am aware that we have a man and a giant spider dangling from the side of the plane. I've been in several of Dan Mazur's stories and believe me, this is far from the weirdest thing I've seen. Everything is going to be just fine so sit back and enjoy our in-flight movie, 'Something Awful'  starring Rob Schneider. "Oo Oo Aa Aa!" "Thanks Bananas. I thought that went well too." "Oo Oo Aa Aa!" "Sorry, First Officer Bananas." It appeared as though things were going according to plan for Dwight and Horace. That was until the unforeseen arrival of a pair of big, menacing robots.

"Oh no!" "What is it Dwight?" "Those robots look familiar! They were created by my Dad! He calls them Artificial Air Defense Juggernauts and they're very dangerous!" The robots easily shred the spider webs that Horace had created. He and Dwight began to plummet to their imminent demise down below. After incinerating the webs, the robots began their pursuit of Dwight and Horace. "Hold on Dwight! I have an idea!" Horace was able to manufacture one last massive web that broke the duo's fall. "Whew! That was close" Dwight nervously remarked. "Horace? Horace? Are you alright dude?" "Yeah" I groaned, "But something feels different."

"I'm not a giant spider anymore. I started feeling weird when we were up in the air but I figured it was from being up so high. The giant web knocked the air out of me and when I regained my composure, I was a 10 year old boy again." Little did I know that the fall would pop the spider out of my tummy. "I'm just glad you're okay. Let's get off this web and head over to the Clinic." "Not so fast my ungrateful son!" "Dad?" "You're not going anywhere Dwight. I'm going to have my juggernauts cut you loose and then you're going to tell me where you sent that all that venom." "And if I don't?" Dwight angrily replied. "Oh, you will Dwight. You will" Gottfried said tauntingly.

"I'm sorry I got you into this Horace" Dwight whispered as we were carried off to Gottfried's underground lair. "You were only trying to help. We gotta find a way out of here." "Silence! This is between my son and I. You've been such a disappointment Dwight. My money sent you to the best schools where you could've become anything you wanted. And what did you do? You devoted your life to studying.....spiders? I could see if you wanted to control an army of spiders to take over the world. But you wanted to, let me get this straight, help people?" "I wanted to use my intellect to do good in the world. If anything, you're the disappointment!"