July 2

Dear Diary.

Today I woke up cold.

Wait! What am I saying?

I'm ALWAYS cold!

Why? Me and my pod live in Antartica!

It's a good place to live too!

July 3

Dear Diary.

Today I was swimming with my mom.

But then I saw a penguin and decided to chase him. He was FAST! But I was faster. Too late! he leaped onto the land. Drat! Now I am lost! But nothing to worry about. I echolocated and my mom found me 3 hours later......

July 4

Dear Diary.

It's the forth of July!

A big boat sailed by.

me and my pod avoided it in case of anything. Turns out the sailers were in the sea setting off color flamey things called fireworks.

I say that I wish to set off fireworks.

Mom says "Don't you dare...."

July 5

Best. day. EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!

I'm a feamale so I swim with the feamale orcas. But I love hunting day! It's when we come together with the males (That means Daddy orca comes) and go hunt together. We cot a seal and I'll say! Charlie tasted delicious!

Yes-his name was Charlie. I heard.

July 6

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Sorry about that. My baby sister Caffy (Because she is a whale calf) decided to write in my diary. Talking about her,we love to play tag! I'll say! She is the fastest orca in the WHOLE antartica!

July 7

I got captured!

And I lost my diary.

So why is there writing in it?

Yes! I escaped!

So how did I escape?

A magician never reviels her secrets-or an orca!

July 8

Today, a big wave came and I was stranded on the shore. Theese eskimoes came and sang "Whajsgdi"

which means "Lets steal da whales blubber".

They sang it all day.

July 9

Still stranded here.

Turns out the song lasted all night!

I memorized it. But before they could spear me, a hippie came in front of me to save me. Oh thank goodness he was he-since when did he take a bath?

JUly 10

The boats that tried to capture me came back and they captured my cousin Willy instead!

NEXT........

July 11

Today, an octopus said his feet hurt.

What are feet?

July 12

Today, someone on a boat tried to feed me a fish.

But Mother said I shouldn't eat it.

What was wrong with it?

It was only rotten!