go read something different go read that book over there I SAID OVER THERE!!!!

if you don't close this book now you will have bad luck for 60 years n......no FOREVER!!!!

this will be what you look like if you don't CLOSE THIS BOOK!

hi i don't even know who i am 

plus you will get sucked in a black hole why just why are you still here please leave :( AAARRHHH LEAVE ALREADY!!!!

so that what will happen to you and if you don't see it it's right there ----> like the next page 

help me even though i don't even know who i ammmmm!!!!!!

well you win i ran out of ideas so um wait what what did you say you'll leave sike really your gonna end this book with a sike actually i'm  not even gonna end the book here and you'll end up in space and in this haunted house i think just just next page 

well i give up byyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!