C̴͍̻͍̠̋͒̅̍͗͝Ȟ̸̦̟̦͑͊̇̎͂̀Å̸̢̨̮͕̦̤̘̫͗̆́͋̀̆̂̕ ̸̨̡̜̠͈͕͇͛͘͝C̵̢̳̤̪̻̠̭͕̏̔̂̊͊̚͘͜͝͠͝Ĥ̸̤͇̦͓̹͖̣̑͊̐̉̈͛͘Ǎ̶̹̝̫̉̉̏̕ ̸̛̝̘͖͉̜̘̳̾͆̀̎̈́̏̓͝R̷͙̭̠̥͖̳̗̜͒͒̔̈́͂̋̓̚͝͝ͅĘ̴̨̦̟̪̗̞̫̬̥͐̏́̈́̐͐̆̂͌A̵̘̍̃̈Ļ̷̧͓̭̘̱̘̟̌̀̎̄̿́́̒́̎͜ ̶̛͖͉̞͕̀̾̎̃͋̀͠Ș̶̡̝̼͙͍͗M̶͔͎̅̌̍̈̈̇͒͒Ö̵̦̳̲̝̖̟͔̫́̀̍O̵̢̦͔̝̦̙̥͇̗̽͗̔̓T̷̨̫̪̻̙̲̘̲͍͊͛H̵̪͎͖̤̭̮̱̫̣͐̈̉͌̓̌͘͜ ̴̢̢̜̤̺̪̭̲͖͖̑̾̅̚̚K̴͍̘͎͍͓͇̼͚̇̄̅͛̽͆̚͠I̸̖̎͆́͂̽̃̚͠D̴̼̜͔̄̓͆͘D̷̰̳̀̆̽̔̌͘̕I̷̢̎̋Ȩ̶͉̰̝̀͊͗̚͝S̴̨̨̛̜̱͇̦̆̈́͂̀͛̕̕͜

OH GOD!!!

your too slow dude

yeah so the big bOi monster dude was back,

for the 1,000th time

yeah so the king was all like, 

"ₒₖ gᵤyₛ We ₐᵣₑ gₒₙₙₐ dₒ ₜₕₑ ₛₐₘₑ thing wₑ'ᵥₑ bₑₑₙ dₒᵢₙ fₒᵣ ₁,₀₀₀ ₜᵢₘₑₛ"

but the big owl dude said,"but KIIIIIINNNGGG, we don't WANT to do the same thing we've been doing for 1,000 times. Lets do something different for once!"

Ḧ̴̨̛͎̭͖̤̱́͋̅̉N̵̢̐̎́͛̿̄͜Ḛ̷͍̣̦͓̝͈̯̖̌͛̌͌̌̏̕E̴͇̎̄̐͊̎̄͋͝A̸̟̜͊͘͜H̸̛̳͊̑̀̓̉͂H̷͓͈̜̲̝̯̻̐̈̓̆H̴͈̱͙̺̖̮̘͗Ä̶̢́̓͐̈́͊̌̕͘͝H̴̡̦̲͋͛̃̉̕Ḧ̷̤̱̖̋̄͋͐̀̈́Â̴̟̜̓̉̇̈́̌̈́̈́̚͝A̷̳͑͊̍H̷̛͎̲͎̋H̶̘̐̍̀͋̍͒͠͝!̵̪͙̺̼̽̀̒́̇!̴̨̲͕̫̲̤̣̦̳̺͂̚͝!̴̡͓̤̺̪͇̭̌̔̓̕͝͝ͅ

but the monster came and he was all like,

"̵͈̰̖̮̭̼͐̾͑̒͆̐͜I̸͍̗̗̮̯̖͓͆͛̉̄̔̔̑̚͝ ̵̛̦̈́̔̃̓̑̌͂͝S̷̨͙͈̻̭̥̞̭̻͠Ḿ̷̹͔̬̪̣̹͎̬̳͇̓̄̄̽̾̀̕͘͝E̶̙̳͇̭̗̫̤͖̦͉̒͆̊͛̀̇͋̓̌̒L̷̢̛̬̗̪͊͌́̑̆L̶͎̞͙͉̣̗̽ ̷̡̭͍̻͎̮̳̬̦͆̎̽̉̕Ą̵͕͉̻͎̳̰̜̫͊̕͝N̶̝̩͙̮̼̦̣͙̳͓̅͆̉̾ ̷̨͉̰͚̻͉̩̆́̀̀̀̌̅͂̏͜͜͝O̵͉̫̦̮͌̐̈́͊͊͛̀̎̍͠W̶͖̪̬̱̐́͑̀̅͠͝L̷̢͊"̴̛͔̜̞̯̑̃̈́͗͒͘

and he ate the owl subject

but he would return again

the frick what the heck am i doin here?

yeah so the king had to bring in another subject and it was a monster named Anguirus!

and everybody was like "uhhhhh, King that's another monster! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?????"

and the king was all like, 

"dᵤₕ dₒₙ'ₜ wₒᵣᵣy gᵤyₛ wₑ ₐᵣₑ gₒᵢₙg ₜₒ fᵢgₕₜ fᵢᵣₑ wᵢₜₕ fᵢᵣₑ!"

H̵̩̘͔̖̔͐͌̊̾̆͐E̷̱̲̲̼̘̍͑̇̐͆̃́É̵̜͆́̅̒̊͌E̴͉͚̘̲͙̞͈̤͆͊͑́̒͛̆̃͑͐Ṛ̶̨̯͓͔̯̈̓Ę̷̨̩͒̍̃Ş̸̞̦͚̹̃͋͑̍͊̕ ̴̠̥̤͖͎̾͊͜J̸̡̨̝͉̳̝̘͖̝͔͌̒͌͌̂͘O̴̫̲̹͔̝͙̩͐̆̀̽͐̐̐̚͜H̶̨̩̤͓̙͎̪̤̼̆̍̉̅̔̾̉̇N̶̙̰͙̱̤̬̬̜̆̅̓̄̈́͠N̸̦̺̻͈̞͔̈́̊̉̾̇Y̷̰͙̏̌̀̽̅̚͝!̵̠̺̐͛̎͑

*screams in high pitched trumpet noises*

yeah then the big bOi monster came back for the 1,001th time!

"ₜwᵢₙₖₗₑ ₜwᵢₙₖₗₑ ₗᵢₜₜₗₑ ₛₜₐᵣ"

*does a tik tok dance*

the frick are we doin this again?

yeah then the king and his weird subjects started to do cringey things to confront the big bOi monster dude

everything seemed to be going well...

ₒₕ ₙₒ ₘY ₚₗₐₙ DᵢDₙ'ₜ Wₒᵣₖ

until the big bOi monster dude picked up the king

w̴̛͓̏̀̏͋̿̀h̶̢̢͙͚̖̮̯͌͜͝a̷̘̯̖͈̐̆̄̓t̷̤͈̮͙͈̗̜̗͐ ̶̠͈̦̗͔͍͓̩̑̋̍̃͂̈́͑́͜͝ķ̴̦͚̰̜͈͙͕̬̭͛̆̚i̴̡̛̹̾̐͊̔̌͋̈́n̶̪̻͍̜̺̤̍̈́͛̅̑̄̂͝͝d̴̞̩̖͔̞̹͎̈́̂͝ ̸̰́̈̅o̸̢̢̦̝̯̙̦͚̰̐̒͂́̆̍͜f̸̧͎͈̌̽͗ ̴̫́͘d̶͇̐̿̐͗͘͠͝͝͝ỏ̴̰̜͕̥͖̝̀͂̀͑g̸͔̠̯̰͍̓́̌͌̆̀͛̄͛̕ ̴̡͔̻̮̬̜̔̒̏͘i̸̛͚̔̓̀s̵̳̫͗̿̒̃̊̂͆̍̕͝ ̵̘̪̩̥̪̞̤̙̇͋̾͊͛̑̀̇͜T̷̡̤̙̘̙͒̍̋͐͘H̵̙̤͇̲̱͂̑A̵̡̼̞̪̱̣̩̜̳̒̈́͜Ţ̴̧͙̰̟̠̖̉̐͗͆̾̔̉͒?̸̢̡̙̬̫̄̂̈́

yeah...

yeah so the big bOi monster dude freaking ATE the king

until Anguirus came and decided to fight the big bOi monster dude