Once there was a couple. The mans name was  Maurice and the woman´s name was Juliet. Juliet told Maurice she would meet him at the Eiffel tower at 7:00 for there 20 anniversary.

When Maurice took a shortcut he found his wife sprawled on the ground, unconscious. Maurice pulled out Juliet´s phone and called the police. The sirens made a huge commotion and woke everyone up. When they saw Maurice, everyone screamed and went back inside. When the police came, along with an ambulance they arrested Maurice and heaved Juliet on to a stretcher.

Maurice tried to escape, but it was no use. The floors were hard as rock. After his lunch of uncooked peas and carrots, he was called in for a trial. He lost and got a charge of 5 years in federal prison. Maurice was heading for the big house. He thought, well, Juliet is probably doing a lot better than me. Well he thought wrong.

That afternoon, Juliet woke with a start. She had a nightmare. She and Maurice were getting married and then a police man started crashing their wedding and took Maurice to prison. She realized she was in a hospital bed and a nurse asked her, what she wanted for lunch. ¨Where is Maurice?¨ She said. The nurse said ¨He is in prison, Mademoiselle. What do you want for lunch?¨

Finally, after many what is your lunch

order?s Juliet gave up and ordered a hot dog. The nurse said ¨you needed surgery so I put sleepy juice in the hot dog you just ate.¨ ¨AND YOU DID´NT TELL ME!.... But she did not get to finish yelling at the nurse because then she fell into a deep sleep... The last thing she saw was the nurse taking off her face to reveal a goatee face man...

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When Juliet woke up, she was out of her hospital gown and wearing an orange dress. ¨Juliet, Juliet.¨ Someone was saying. They sounded very familiar. ¨Maurice!¨ There was a lot of kissing and just in case this falls into the wrong hands I had this censored out.

Luckily, Maurice had a plan. ¨I have been hitting the wall with my shovel, and I found a wet wall! I made a tunnel out of here and covered it with this poster of a pancake so the police did not see it. Lets go!