One morning when I was on my way out the spaceship door, something funny happened to me. I was on my way to the galactic star store to get more stardust because my boss asked me to. He always asks me and none of the other shine guys, but I don’t mind because it gives me a chance to give myself a pep talk before the sun shines through. Anyway, I opened the latch to the door and I felt the strongest solar flare I’ve felt in years! I really should’ve been scared, but I was too busy distracted by this weird little thing that was floating and flipping towards me.

    The tiny object glimmered and giggled but too small to be a creature I knew of. How was it making noise? I pondered as it came closer. Then dang it slipped right into my nose and screamed. “What the!!” I heard a shrill voice say. Then it felt like something the size of a giant was marching up my nose. The pain was almost too unbearable. A strange flash appeared before my eyes then I saw one eye looking into mine and a small fist looking as if it was going to hit me.

    “Huh!?!” was the only thing I could think to say. As I was thinking, I was being attacked by a new type of alien.This alien was so weird looking. It was tiny and green, like a thick blade of grass, but was slimy like a gooey fish. It had one eye that basically took over half the size of its body and it was staring into my soul. When this alien hit me, it felt like marshmallows being thrown at my face. After a while, this weird looking alien was no longer intimidating and more or less reminded me of a pest. I flicked the alien off of my face and it went flying into my extraterrestrial plant. 

    “Oof… wahhhh” cries the alien. I walked over to it and picked it up in my hand. The poor little guy was hurt, but he DID just attack ME. He looked lost and forlorn so I asked, “Why did you fly into me?”