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A long time ago, near a village called Sanic n Sonic Village , there lived a human. He was the color of Pantone 448 2. He was very very tiny and covered in super soft pillows. The pants he breathed could darken up the light sky.

He lived in a butt high above the village in a fresh, shiny tree.

Everyone in Sanic n Sonic Village wants to fight the dragon...everyone but one precocious girl.

Chesse Beef has Dracophobia. She was scared and fearful and afraid.

Sure, the dragon breathed pants. But there were people with odorful breath. And sure, the Dragon looked stupid. But there were dogs in the village with angry faces.

One day, the dragon had come down from his church and was hiding in the hell fields. And was sad.

Everyone ran to kill the dragon. Everyone except for Chesse Beef.

Armed with her homemade chips, poop and katana, Chesse Beef ran through the abandoned village toward the hell fields.

When she made the dragon, Chesse Beef danced with him.

“Excuse me..” Chesse Beef said afaridly. The dragon morphed. He lowered his head to her buff. Chesse Beef felt the dragon’s hot underwear on her butt.

“I’m Chesse Beef,” she sorrowed. “I’ve come to tell you to kill everybody. You’re angering everybody.”

The dragon’s breaths quickened. Buff! Buff! Buff! It looked like the dragon is about to fart someone to death! Chesse Beef cleaned herself. But instead of fart coming out his mouth, freshwater began pouring down the dragon’s muscles.

“I’m so happy. Nobody is afraid of me,” the dragon said.