All yall listen up right now. We gonna be annoying pieces of crap and harass Jeff Coolv since I heard he killed Cringe Lord Media Santa Clause. We will send some of our strongest soldiers to jump him.

While at a random city

I need to train harder to fight more cringe lords and I heard some bozos are here to help me with that

yahhhh we need to stop Jeff Coolv

weak, so weak I'm pretty sure Sakura from Naruto is more useful than you are

oh well lets see if this works. Rock attack first form...

ha and what's that gonna do

...exploding object attack

time to finish off the rest

oh no

deadly burns

alright guys I was harassed by some bozos while walking in the city. It wasn't Winnie Lui it was wheelchair girl

this means war

yo this average day in the woods is sooo boring wish we can watch some cringy shows

same 

ok which one of you bozos wants to get jumped first

ahhhhh pls don't hurt us we are really nice trust

And does it look like I care I bet you are fatherless and rizzless

Die you stupid pieces of crap. No one likes you

time for you to dematerialize 

zenitsu lets split up you go find Jeff, Aqua and Tanjiro and I go and help out Anchorman, banana, and deer

sir pls don't kill me I have a life pls no no no 

not anymore bro 

hey deer wanna go and kill more of those sped guys upstream

aight bet 

hey I think I see more people over there lets go and shoot them

you guys seriously want to die don't you

yes ig

Hey guys look it's a random shed in the woods lets go raid it maybe that loser wheelchair sally is in there

aight bet

ok bet join up

I guess I'm coming too to go and thunder clap and flash some of those cringy pieces of crap

Yo guys look we found a meany lets go and beat him up

thunder breathing first form...

thunder clap and flash. Bro that was like light work

water breathing tenth form constant flux

easy w. These guys are weaker than most of the demons I fought

jerk get out of here right now I hate you you're mean

what are you yapping about bro I'm on your side trust

wait actually because idk since I'm like sped or something

jk bro. now die you piece of crap. No one loves you your father abandoned you

yo wtf is this dude. I mean aqua, zenitsu, tanjiro and I decided to split up but why do I get the weird places 

ok bet I will clap you in one hit bozo

time to die now you will die at the hands of goblin no.3 the elite soldier of wheelchair sally

fire ball attack 

ahh it burns it burns you are a meanie

now let me cook

goblin rapid scratch hahahahahahaha you're so weak Jeff I thought this will be harder

just shut up I will now actually one shot combo you

haha you thought some stupid bullets can stop me huh look we goblins are more durable than you loser humans ever will be

be quiet you loser. you have skill issue and you're rizzless

deadly burns

dodge

flaming meteor now die. I'm not even trying bro because of how bad you are

yahhhhhh let's get him right now

nani there is like more of these foot soldiers. pls just give up

hinokami kagura third form burning bones summer sun

hinokami kagura first form dance

hey little boys I work here trust

so where did jeff and his team go we need to find him and why is there a body

idk maybe I'm the one that shot him you sped little losers now die from my baseballs

Jeff tanjiro aqua where are you I'm really scared ahhhhh

hi little boy are you ready to have some fun with listrap the bunny

no ahhhhhh

pathetic now die. and I though all of jeff's soldiers were powerful beings and not some loser like this guy

what he dodged it 

thunder breathing first form thunder clap and flash six fold

wow this boy is stronger than I though well my turn

knife barrage special attack

seriously I'm about to line you up cringey goober

thunder breathing first form thunder clap and flash

whew almost died over there

thunder breathing seventh form flaming thunder god

thunder breathing first form thunder clap and flash eightfold

thunder breathing seventh form...

wait does this dumb kid only know those two moves well this will be easy

knife rain

thunder breathing first form thunder clap and flash

thunder breathing first form thunder clap and flash godlike speed now die listrap

now it's time to finish you off. time to get jumped goofy ahh goober.

thunder breathing first form thunder clap and flash

costume escape

what you're that woman. you're the one who's wearing the listrap costume simp mode activate

you know I will never fight a female

shut up you simp now die

owe owe owe seriously come on

now die zenitsu agatsuma. you're just a stupid simp aren't you

oh well time to leave. this meanie deserved to die anyways

while at jeff coolv's fight

haha you really thought I die to a stupid flame meteor jerk

goblin goblin fairy dust sped attack

deadly burns red fire version

what how did he just cancel my attack

now die you goblin witness the true strength of Jeff Coolv

red fire blast your dead you weakling. you got skill issue or something

hee hee jeff I'm still alive you really thought I was as weak as goblin no.4 no I am stronger much stronger. so strong meanies like you cower before me hahahaha