hi i love my phone so much i even named it its name is Comun.

Katelyn

ME: Hey Katelyn wanna ch-

at

KATELYN: ya

ME: Okay lets talk about

boys

KATELYN: 0k

ME: wait i gtg mum is tukin

to meh

my phone is the best thing ever

WHAT DO YOU WANT MUMMEH

get off your phone its time to EAT

NO KATELYN SAID SHES GONNEH CALL MEH AND I AM NOT HUNGREH -really ah am-

RING RING RING RING

KATELYN Q

1 missed call

KATELYN: heyeh

y did u not ansr

meh call

ME: dumb old mu

meh said tm to eat

dear were moving to hawaii

i dont care

*text text text*

dear were moving to florida

i dont care

*text text text*

i dont care

dear were moving to china

*text text text*

dear were moving to paris

i dont care

*text text text*

*SCREAM*

MY PHONE BROKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

really... -how cool goodie- ok ill get you a new one

OMGEH RLLY?

yeah here you go

WHAT IS THIS THIS IS PAPER NOT A PHONE

yes i know! you can WRITE your

"texting" and then share your -dumb- feelings with your friends!!!!!!!!!!! Squee!!

OMG SCREAM WHAT A DUMB MUM I HAVE

hey babe i got you a new phone

omg rlly i love u babe

uh hey people wait a second i just relized you can add pages ok here i go :)

yo feta

WHAT DID U JUST CALL ME

feta..

NO MAH NAME IS KETA

IK...

I HATE U IMMA REMOVE U FROM MY

CONTACTS

okay..

__________________________

hey babe

sup sweetheart

ay babe, i wanna..

kiss meh?

no. BR-

EAK UP???????

yeahs.

OMH

hello

wait

im aint textin u Feta

wait im texting jack too?

and feta