The Alien Invasion By Jainam Patel

2105, "HWWWHWHW"

"Oh no someone is here!"

"But, Who? The doors are all locked and there is no other way to the space station."

"AHAHAHHAAHAHAA! Help! The aliens have invaded!"

"Aliens?!" "Everybody! Evacuate to the main room! Evacuate!"

10 days later...

"This is the mars news company reporting that the International space station was invasded with aliens and that they are still yet to be found." "Hear that, there are aliens." "Yes." "SADSA" "What's that noise?" "Let me check outside."

20 minutes later.

"I wonder why she is gone for so long. Maybe I should go out side." "AAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Aliens!"

To be continued.

The War By Jainam Patel

1967, I have to make a really big choice. I either go to jail because I refuse to go to the Vietnam war, or, I risk my life and maybe even die, but, I won't go to jail. Either one is bad. My friend Tom says that I should go to war. My family says that the jail is safer. I now thought about it, and, I think I'll go to jail.

2 years later...

So, I am finally out. It's time.

"Mr. Jerry, you have to go to another war. "I'm done. I'm not doing any more wars. If you want me to go to war so bad, how about you go."

"Sir, We can't."

"Why not?"

"Guards."

"Oh, I see, your too scared. Man, how do you become policies?"

"Enough is enough Mr. Jerry."

"Come at me."

*takes out pistol*

"Don't make me use this Mr. Jerry. PEW PEW.

"I'll be back and waiting for you in your next life."

All about Jainam Patel, By Jainam Patel

I was born in May 27th, 1991. (This is fake, by the way. So, if you are a creep who looks through things like this. HAHAHAHAHA) I love Minecraft. (That is true.) At the age of 14, My brother Luissem, got diagnosed with cancer. At the age of 17, My brother Luissem, died. (This is fake.) I was 26 and I went to Harvard University and I met a woman. Her name was asdnaihdwiuhusdn. I married her. At the age of 42, We had made a new medicine to cure cancer. That is it. (This is all fake.)

Pecos Bill, Retold by, Jainam Patel

Pecos Bill was no ordinary cowboy, with the whippity whap of a lasso. He was the toughest, bravest, manliest man of the Wild West. One day, he met a lion. The lion jumped on him and it would've killed a normal cowboy. But, Pecos Bill just laughed. Then Pecos Bill attacked the lion. The lion laughed and scared Pecos Bill's cattle away. Pecos Bill didn't like that. So, he jumped on him and rode him, until, the lion and Pecos Bill became tired. Then, they decided to be friends.

The Candy Portal, By Jainam Patel

Jainam and his friends were just walking around. Untill, they saw a misters potal. They went in. It was a candy land! But, there was no way out! There were candy people, unicorns, that poop candy corns, (P.S. I did not eat that.) Even the ground was candy! The only way out, was to find the key. The key was hidden in the cake. The cake was in the candy castle. But, They only have a limited time before the candles on the cake run out. Will they make it? (P.S. If you would like me to make this into a real book, comment down below and please like this book. I sound like an uncool youtuber XD LOL.)