For George

Go read something else!

Andy Lee

Oh! You opened the book.

I assume that was an accident?

No problem, accidents happen.

I’m not even angry.

Just please don’t turn the page.

What the heck!?

You turned the page.

Did you hear me okay?

I’ll put it down to a simple misunderstanding but I’ll say it once more... 

Very clearly...

Please don’t turn the page.

What are you doing? I just told you to not turn it. You definitely heard me. Look, I was very reasonable when you opened the book, but this is too much.

Whatever you do, please don't turn the page.

You did it again!!!

Are you mad?

Are you not thinking straight?

You're now in danger.

I’m telling you as a friend that you definitely don’t want to see what’s on the next page. A young boy saw it once and his hair turned white with fear. Whatever you do, please don’t turn the page.

Okay, Okay… I lied about the boy’s hair turning white. I’m sorry I lied, but you don’t understand. You must stop what you’re doing.

Honest to Charlie, If you turn the page I’ll never speak to you again.

Never ever!

Please don’t turn the page.

Hmph ...

Arghhhh!!! You turned again!!! Even after I gave you the silent treatment. Right, I’m going to tell your parents exactly what you are doing, unless you put this book down straight away. I mean it. Please don’t turn the page!