For George

The first book's better!

Andy Lee

Oh! You again. Well, you’ll notice I’m back to being little, old, non-froggy normal me.

So, no point reading on because this book is very, very boring.

Hmmm... I get it!

You actually meant to turn the page the other way to close the book, didn’t you?

Well, you’ve accidentally gone further in.

Honest mistake, just please don’t turn the page again.

What are you doing?

We’ve just gone over this. As I mentioned before, there is nothing to see in this book. Everything is perfectly normal so please don’t turn the page again.

Eeeek! You’ve done it again.

Okay, let’s just talk about this. I’ll put my washing away and then we cam discuss it, monster to human.

In the meantime, please don’t turn the page again.

Brrrrr...

It’s getting chilly in this book, isn’t it?

That’s the only reason I’ve put all these clothes on.

You better close it up before you catch a cold.

For the sake of your own health, please don’t turn the page again.

Just joking! It’s not really that cold and I didn’t need a jacket anyway.

Anyhoo...

As I said, this is a really boring book because I’m just relaxing today.

I’m doing nothing, so there’s no point in turning the page again.

Ahhhh!!!

I’m not sure you understand, but I’ll level with you.

I did a deal with a wizard who changed me from being a frog back to being me. But he warned me of one side effect.

3xdaily for fornight.

Caution/please do not go on.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed it, but I’m telling you… Please don’t turn the page again!

Holy Heck!

You’re not stopping.

Do you realise that every time you turn the page my clothes disappear?